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introduction

because I thought it was high time I made one of these bad bitches

I'm Bella, your friendly neighborhood crazyperson.

Pronouns: they/them

Sexuality: honestly who knows?

Interests!

Theatre!!!! My favorite play is Ballet Shoes (the Kendall Feaver version) but I also love classicish plays like Crucible and Shakespeare

Musicals!!! I felt this deserved a separate point. Operation Mincemeat, SIX, Beetlejuice, the list goes on

Mischief theatre

Swimming (I used to do it competitively)

Important info:

no nsfw, but as evidenced above I swear a lot. Like a lot.

I'm in London.

transphobes, terfs, homophobics - fuck off :)

Feel free to send asks or messages (and please tell me if I don't follow you yet)

Find me on ao3 at exit_pursued_by_hermione and on pinterest at fuckthemusicman

Fun facts!

I have a great memory for things like academic knowledge and random fun facts, but cannot remember anything useful (see: the time I lost an envelope with two hundred pounds worth of book vouchers from various birthdays)

I am terrified of needles. Like screaming-crying-trying to run away terrified.

I like music! I'm in two choirs, a musical theatre club, have singing lessons, and can play the guitar, piano, and recorder (I know this is the holy trinity of basic ok?)

These are all really boring. Now realising I'm not a particularly interesting person

my exam revision strategy is 'cross your fingers and pray'

I like activities which are fast and at least mildly dangerous (e.g. horse riding, surfing, coasteering, climbing, skiing)

If I go more than a week without swimming or a swimming-adjacent activity I become Sad

I can bake eclairs and macarons but not a basic cake

My go-to beverage regularly fluctuates between tea and coffee; sometimes I make tea with coffee because I don't have taste in food or drink

I like hiking and camping and sleep better zipped in a bag lying on what is essentially a yoga mat under a tarp than in a proper bed in a house

I like languages; I can speak decent Spanish, a bit of mandarin and Latin, am learning Ancient Greek, and I know enough French and German to survive on holiday.

I regularly pick up new obsessions just because there's nothing to do and I'm bored

I'm bad at sleeping so I exist precariously balanced between melatonin and caffeine

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my first tag game!!!

for queer or straight/het people, it doesn't matter:

here's mine!

tags: @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @coffeestainedstars @edensolace @loonylara @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @sweetcreatureeternal @awhimsicalwhirlwind @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @isawyourgreenhair @hinny-is-my-comfort-ship @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @a-live-anchovy and anyone else who wants to!

beetlesyourjuice

this was genuinely quite embarrassing to discover… apparently i am very much the stereotype

tagging (if i tag you and you’re not queer i’m sorry i just assumed every mince person was): @astralduck08 @gingerengineer @hairup-squareup @hereformincemeat @kaiversustheworld @ohgodthatcandlesmellsbad @reggietarsleftsock @rocksolidphantoms @trans-ewenmontagu @that-1940s-homosexual + open tags for anyone that didn’t come up when i typed in random letters

ohgodthatcandlesmellsbad

Yay I'm a stereotype

Open tags sorry

lesmiserabelles

Visit Original Link

from the final matinée show of fun home at the royal exchange

paranormal-pan

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

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new flag based on maddie's story from the other day 🫡

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IM BORED PICK A SONG LYRIC I WROTE THEM ALL

(:

i don’t care for your morals but i’ll never say i never cared at all

forget forgive or just let me live, i’ve never felt this weird bout anyone else

normal’s just a construct now, a sea of band-aids where i drown

fallen angels everywhere, taking my crown

i’ve never seen this film before but every day my life hinges on the ending more

my button don’t touch!!!!!

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

rbs would be greatly appreciated

fishfreeoboecheck

✨ the name on everybody’s lips is gonna be— wait who the fuck is this guy

🍎🍎🍎

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I'm going to Heathers in a few days in my black trench coat and I just remembered that a couple of years ago I sewed two needles and three lockpicks into it...

#Heathers

I have, over the course of playing the piano for several years, gone from not reaching an octave because my hands were too small to regularly overshooting and horribly ruining the end of JFT

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concerned several good citizens of London a few hours ago by going on a run with about 600 calories consumed over the past 36 hours and promptly collapsing into a tree after 2 miles :)

asexual-offical

what does the a in lgbtqia stand for

obviously wrong answers only

#Æthelbert

misericordiia

gender is a performance and i forgot my lines

mamoru

united states FDA announces recall of Gay Awakening

...as well as hundreds of other canned coffees from over 100 different roasters, sold nationwide in stores and online.

Snapchill LLC (Snapchill) of Green Bay, WI is voluntarily recalling all canned coffee products manufactured by the company, within expiratio

snapchill LLC is recalling ALL of their canned coffees because of unsafe manufacturing processes resulting in potential contamination that can cause botulism.

botulism is one of those major bummer types of food poisoning where you can have a really miserable few days, and then die. especially without emergency medical care. most people exposed will not get sick, but among those that do, shit gets bad. if you think you might have botulism, you have to go to the emergency room as soon as possible.

some of the early symptoms are weakness, tiredness, drooping eyelids, dry mouth, and difficulty speaking. that weakness and paralysis eventually moves onto the organs and muscles that keep the body alive. symptoms of botulism usually show up within a day or two after exposure, but can take up to 10 days to kick in.

this type of contamination and poisoning often happens as a result of unsafe canning practices, and basically rule #1 when starting a canning business is "do not give people botulism." botulism can be a lot of why eating canned food from damaged cans can be really dangerous.

worth noting that the FDA says no cases of botulism have been tied to this recall yet.

No illnesses have been reported to-date, and Snapchill is not aware of any instances in which the company’s products contained botulin toxin. Snapchill is working on filing the appropriate notification with FDA.

so the manufacturer realized they were canning coffee in a way that might kill people. you still want to take this seriously.

Consumers should either destroy the products or return the product to Snapchill or the place of purchase for a refund. Snapchill will offer full refunds for any of these products, with appropriate proof of purchase including a picture of the product(s) before being destroyed. Full information about the return and refund will be available at [email protected].

below the cut is the entire list of recalled products, including gay awakening drag bean coffee. and holy shit is it LONG. if you drink canned coffee in the united states or know someone who does, check this list or the list offered by the FDA link above.

lot of interesting names here. at the very least this recall is happening before anyone apparently got sick. try not to be the first. and if you think you or someone you know may have gotten botulism from any of these coffees, make sure you report it to the FDA.

mamoru

if you live in the united states and have canned coffee, you might also have botulism waiting to strike. check the list and stay safe.

it is really important to know that this was not the fault of the coffee companies. the canning company, snapchill, fucked things up for absolutely everyone here.

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trappedinmyoldways

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk, my ask box is always open

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Please reblog this. I don’t care what your blog’s theme or aesthetic is. This is important.

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gayvampyr

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

#completely unintentionally #my two styles are:#uni classics prof that is defo having an affair with his english counterpart #and #graphic tshirt + hoodie + cargo pants #literally that's it #trust that the gay will come

daysleftofsecondterm

To celebrate 1,346 days left, I invite you all (mostly @yurimartyr because they asked to be reminded) to mix 1/4 cup flour, 2 tbsp cocoa powder, 2 tbsp sugar, 1/4 tsp baking powder, 2 tbsp vegetable oil and 1/4 cup plus 1 tbsp milk and microvwave for 70 seconds.

Everyone else should keep in mind that it’s mug cookie day and follow this recipe:

walking-mushroom

this = my breakfast

walking-mushroom

omg yesterday I made 6 of these and they were delicious but how is it even possible that this one is a cake

like wtf I baked a cookie and got a cake TwT If I wanted to eat a cake I would bake a cake Im cryinnnn

chr0nically-b0red

WAIT PEAK IDEA IMA DO THIS WHEN IM HOME ALONE (yes im not allowed to use tye microwave when im home alone but i doubt ill be allowed to make it otherwise cuz my sis will be like “i WaNnA mAkE oNe ToO” and it will cause arguments icl)

Also why is ts in “1/4 cup” my british ass aint computing

daysleftofsecondterm

Ah shit forgot about that; here ya go

And also here

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