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goonight

#Rowan yaps

46und3

If you buy a band shirt, you're legally required to start listening to their music

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throwback to "abc for pick a door" </3

#Rowan yaps #back when roblox was actually good #havent played in nearly a year icl

i hate ❌ wasps 🐝 because they give me paranoia 😖 and i swear they want to kill 🔪🩸 me or go into my drink 🥤

#Rowan yaps #wasps go kys <3

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im just a pathetic loser who cant feel attraction irl so i go onto talkie-ai cuz im that lonely holy fuck i was a week clean from it aswell fuck my life

#Rowan vents #fuck ai but why is it so addictive omfg

aperfectlylegalbastard

‼️‼️Reminder that polyamorous people are AWESOME and AMAZING and REAL PEOPLE and NOT CHEATING and it comes with a GIANT cuddle pile ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ shocking I know ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

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parsonkenny101-deactivated20161

jacksfoxevangeline

All y'all better be reblogging this

walking-mushroom

yeah I think I support my life

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Im at this national trust park and me and my brother r waiting flr some bouncer thingy (its lwk fun ive been here before)

#Rowan yaps #My dad sis and mum r at some other part of the park rn we wanted to go here tho #my dad said we should both quote “fuck off somewhere” anyway </3 (i think to stop arguments??? Idfk)

valeofveils

tumblr is like an extended friend group

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vibes (lwk stuck on level 24 but who gaf)

#Rowan yaps #should prolly sleep soon or my parents will be annoyed when i wake up at midday lol

me in the night: i wanna do a bunch of stuff

me: its midnight im sleepy ill do all this tmr

me the next day: I GOT NO MOTIVATIONNNN WHERE IS MY MOTIVATIONNNNN NO TIME FOR NO MOTIVATIONNNNN SMOKING MY INSPIRATIONNNNN

#Rowan yaps #noooo theres no green day reference here why would u think that/silly

oop i got red paint on my bedsheet so thats fun (i was painting a random porcelain star cuz i got this set of 4 ones a snowflake so im guessing i got them at xmas idfk)

#Rowan yaps #casual 11pm activities

colemckenzies

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

ggiornojo

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

colemckenzies

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

animatedamerican

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

nentuaby

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

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chr0nically-b0red

I WAS BORN IN A MESSED UP CENTURYYYY/lyr

casperthefriendlyghost6631

my favorite flavoured sweets are raspberry and amphetamines

chr0nically-b0red

i bought a car, beretta age 16, i brush my teeth with bleach

pixelated-pyjamas

Cause I ain't got time for cavities

My daddy put a gun to my head,

Said if you kiss a boy I'm gonna shoot you dead,

chr0nically-b0red

so i tied him up with gaffa tape

and locked him in a shed

then i went into the garden

and i fucked my best friend

#Moots r my life #/lyr

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diamondeyes-deluxe

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

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unironically this is the major reason why little red riding hood (and similar fairy tales) were written 'sometimes strange adults are heroic like the huntsman. other times they are the wolf. its not easy to tell the difference with humans. if you cut the monsters out of children's stories you cant protect them from the monsters in real life. if you cut the heroes out of children's stories then they wont know that they can defeat monsters in real life. if they become scared? good. better frightened and prepared than bold and naive. u just need to help them channel that fear constructively so they dont walk into the wolf's mouth

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chr0nically-b0red

kms my fucking headphones wont connect to my laptop it normally works fine wtf

fucking ragebait

chr0nically-b0red

they finally connected after like 20 tries

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