random loser on the internet :P

All y'all better be reblogging this

yeah I think I support my life

tumblr is like an extended friend group

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

I WAS BORN IN A MESSED UP CENTURYYYY/lyr

my favorite flavoured sweets are raspberry and amphetamines

i bought a car, beretta age 16, i brush my teeth with bleach

unironically this is the major reason why little red riding hood (and similar fairy tales) were written 'sometimes strange adults are heroic like the huntsman. other times they are the wolf. its not easy to tell the difference with humans. if you cut the monsters out of children's stories you cant protect them from the monsters in real life. if you cut the heroes out of children's stories then they wont know that they can defeat monsters in real life. if they become scared? good. better frightened and prepared than bold and naive. u just need to help them channel that fear constructively so they dont walk into the wolf's mouth

they finally connected after like 20 tries

I WAS BORN IN A MESSED UP CENTURYYYY/lyr

my favorite flavoured sweets are raspberry and amphetamines

i bought a car, beretta age 16, i brush my teeth with bleach

posting consistently got easier when i realized i could just say a bunch of bs