it's you and me, bud. always.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

give it up for what i didn’t know before by ada limón everyone please clap for what i didn’t know before by ada limón

spoon theory but with swords instead. can't do the laundry today i simply don't have enough swords

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

writing is easy! first you must explain something you do not understand, you must express the turmoil within a person using dots and lines, you must craft a living world using hands that were never made to. and then you die

cats will just treat you as terrain

gansey died twice so he probably suffered more than jesus. he came back right away too so he's probably better also