my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

are people allowed to say kys here

We're allowed to say faggot don't worry about it

bwaaaah

abandonment issues are sooooo funny. "i'm scared people will leave me so i push them away first to avoid being hurt" girl the prophecy is self fulfilling!!! the sabotage is coming from within!!! you forgot about the cycle!!!!!!!!!

you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself