OhBretterson

That feeling of walking into your first meeting with the client that said you were highly recommended.

Where my bear brothers at? Ladies stop dating those sky foxes and get with a huggable bear today. #illustration #graphicdesign #cartoon #vector #bear #romance #dating #advice #animal #fox

With all the #icebucketchallenge videos I've been seeing, I thought I'd kindly remind you guys to shoot smartphone videos horizontally. Your videos will show up in larger resolutions on our feeds and those who have black bar phobias will be 10x more likely to view your video. Thank you #internet. #video #videos #georgewashington #president #america #usa #als #alschallenge #history #delaware #psa

#als #alschallenge #icebucketchallenge #nickelodeon #90s

The key to any good iced mixed #espresso drink is the amount of ice you put in it. As a #barista of 6 years my magic combo is half liquid and fill the rest of the cup up with ice. Not only will it taste better but will magically keep your drink colder longer. Also, you will finish it before the ice melts. "But Brett, why do you still frequent Starbucks of you're I satisfied with their service?" To that I answer a question with a question. "Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear." #starbucks #cafe #graphicdesign #typography #design #snob #movies #empirerecords #lucas #joe

If you didn't #run this morning, you missed out on some divine weather! Just another reason to go #run. #c25k #graduate #fitness #health #morning #theoneamradio #mapmyrun #fitbit #newtonshoes #picstitch

This is a public service announcement from the Love A Bear Society: 9/10 hairy, burly, bearded and flannel wearing guys are funny, considerate, chivalrous, loving, hilarious and selfless. So women stop dating those foxes and try a bear. But don't take my word for it, ask my wife. Is this post un-bearable yet? #graphicdesign #sketch #illustration #moleskine #guys #girls #dating #romance #advice #character #bear

In light of all the chat of #suicide going on you'd think it's as commonplace and excusable as going out for dinner. Be stubborn. Live your life if not for anything else than to piss someone off. (But hey, loving them would be better). #Live and #love much folks. #disney #robinwilliams #mentalhealth #typography #graphicdesign #showusyourtype

I'd like to announce my endorsement partnership with #Nike. My slogan will be, "No sweat, no check." I'm not sure what it means but I think it's great. #running #run #fitness #marathon #c25k #graduate #mapmyrun #fitbit #nerd #gobraves

If you're into #zombies Tweeting then check out Twitter.com/bretthezombie I can't promise it will be funny, but I can promise I will take up your time. #graphicdesign #typography #horror #scifi #movies #satire #funny #zombie

I'll get off my soapbox now. #graphicdesign #typography #type #news #trends #topics #internet #socialmedia

So I designed and produced this latest work of art. Vincent Price in the unreleased "Ghostkillers". My office is ghost free now with the addition of Mr. Price. #movies #ghostbusters #graphicdesign #art #design #ghosts #scifi #horror #classic #vincentprice #office #film

If my morning runs had a soundtrack, it would be #KillswitchEngage. #whatsyourrunningsoundtrack #run #running #fitness #health #music. #metal #kse #alternative #jogging

Jess and I are high fiving the #80s tonight. First #TheBreakfastClub and now #Footloose. Kevin Beacons haircut in this movie literally is the star of the show.

My wife knows me too well! Happies from #Disneyworld. From left to right the bad guy dressed up in Raiders of the Lost Arc, Russel Christmas ornament and R2D2 park edition. I love you @jessicatoves #movies #vinyl #toy #disney

When the cat's away the nice come out to play. @jessicatoves is headed to Disney and I'm headed to bachelorhood. #mobileal #food