I don't know what I'm doing

i dont even wanna have sex i just need someone to have really psychosexual erotic sexual tension with

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

the unintentional yet powerful homoerotic vibes of 100+ year old books that didn’t yet know they had to be afraid of male friendships in case it looked gay to the viewers

why is it when i see my tumblr dash start talking about how much biden/kamala are the worst and comparing them to trump, trump comes out the next day saying the same thing? 🤔

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

lowest stakes website for people to be mad at you on bc nobody can drive or make phone calls or come up with insults that dont read like slam poetry from a presbyterian

headcanon: after Faithful dies, the little miniature Pounce at Beka's feet from the Cooper family shrine goes back to having purple eyes. it's a while before George notices it, maybe when he's packing up his things to move to Pirate's Swoop with his new goddess-touched wife, but as soon as he sees it, he connects the dots and just goes "well that explains a lot"

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.