Oh God Why?! Nostalgia Reviews

This book is the sleaziest, most misogynistic, poorly-thought out garbage-covered nightmare I've read in a while, so . . . enjoy! See if you can spot the exact moment this book broke me and sucked my will to live! It'll be fun, I promise!

This book is the sleaziest, most misogynistic, poorly-thought out garbage-covered nightmare I’ve read in a while, so . . . enjoy! See if you can spot the exact moment this book broke me and sucked my will to live! It’ll be fun, I promise!

Today we look at 5 horror franchises that went to space! Did it make sense? Was it good? Did it kill the franchise? I talk about the worst, the best, and all the rest! Check it out!

It’s usually a joke, right? [Insert horror villain here] Goes to Space! The desperate last ditch effort of a franchise on its last legs. Today I’m taking a look at the five major horror franchises that went to space, and interrogating whether or not it was a good idea – for the movie, for the franchise, and for the audience!

Meridian is a weird movie from Full Moon Features that raises questions like "What the HELL?!" and "Is this a werewolf movie?" I attempted to answer these questions in my new video recap! Come watch! (Guest appearance by Werewolf dog toy!)

Hey, everyone! I recently watched Full Moon Features’ movie, Meridian, after it had been sitting in my DVD rack for years (I know, I know, physical media what?), and it left me with QUESTIONS. Questions like, “What the hell?” and “Is this a werewolf movie?” and “WHAT the HELL?!” (more…)

It's Spooky Halloween Time, and that means time for another Choose Your Own Adventure-style playthrough - in a video this time! Enjoy a dramatic reading, and a dramatic (?) interruption from one of my pets!

Happy Spooky Halloween, friends! I had so much fun last year playing through Choose Your Own Adventure-style books that I decided to do it again this year – in a video! This is the Missing Cat Mystery, aka The Creepy House, from the You Say Which Way series. Please enjoy my dramatic reading as we attempt to save our missing cat from the creepy house!

It's time to visit Sweet Valley High 96: The Arrest! Margo's story gets darker; Todd is more passive than a lump of mashed potatoes; Jessica is #WorstJess; and Nicholas is a judgmental normie twat. Come check it out!

Title: The Arrest Series: Sweet Valley High Author: Francine Pascal/Kate William Published: July 1993 Description: Will Elizabeth ever regain her self-respect? Elizabeth Wakefield has been arrested — and her twin, Jessica, has finally stolen Elizabeth’s boyfriend, Todd. The twins have drifted further apart than ever before — is there any hope of reunion now? Nicholas Morrow agrees to appear on…

A video excerpt in which I lose my shit for three minutes over a UK Point Horror cover!

An excerpt from my Cover Comparison video where I can’t stop laughing for three minutes over one of the UK covers!

New video! Welcome to Cover Comparison, where I compare some US Point Horror covers to their UK counterparts, and lose my mind over one of them for an embarrassing amount of time!

Welcome to Cover Comparison, where I compare some US Point Horror covers to their UK counterparts, and also the UK cover that broke me! Like and subscribe on YouTube for more!

I made a quick little teaser trailer that asks the question, "What if Pet Sematary 2019 was a heartwarming family comedy about a day in the life of a family and their zombie child?" Come take a look!

I made a silly little thing! Inspired by the scene in Pet Sematary 2019 that made me realize the movie should have switched focus to be a heartwarming family comedy about a day in the life of a dad and his zombie child. Enjoy!

Special YouTube and Patreon announcement at Oh God Why?! Nostalgia Reviews! New videos posted today, subscribe and become a Patron for more fun content in the future!

Hey there, friends! Today is an exciting day – I’ve just launched both my completely revamped Patreon page, AND a brand-new YouTube channel! There’s some fun free content right now, including a blooper reel that practically made itself while I was filming my Patreon Intro and Welcome video, and the first video in a series I’m calling “Reading Reviews”, where I find and read funny Amazon,…

It's the official start of the Sweet Valley High Evil Twin miniseries! I recapped SVH #95: The Morning After. Except it's not. It's like several days to three weeks after. But hey, that's #SweetValleyTime for ya, right?

Title: The Morning After Series: Sweet Valley High Author: Kate William/Francine Pascal Published: July 1993 Description: Could the twins be split forever? A terrible accident has changed the Wakefields’ lives forever. Will Jessica Wakefield ever come to terms with the tragedy? Bruce Patman has finally opened his heart to Pamela – but will he be able to ignore the malicious gossip about her…

Just a quick update to let you all know that I'm taking July off to focus on my original writing. Look for the Sweet Valley High Evil Twin recaps to resume in August! Have a great month, friends!

Just a quick update to let you all know that I’m taking July off to focus on my original writing. Look for the Sweet Valley High Evil Twin recaps to resume in August! Have a great month, friends!

I'm finally doing it, friends! It's the SVH Evil Twin Saga, starting with A Night to Remember, aka Jungle Prom, the one that started it all! Come see me campaign for Bookworm from the old Batman series to be Prom Queen! (It makes sense in context.)

Title: A Night to Remember (aka “Jungle Prom”) Series: Sweet Valley High Author: Kate William/Francine Pascal Published: June 1993 Tagline: One night . . . changed Sweet Valley forever. (At least until SV entered the next time loop and everyone’s memories were erased again.) Description: After tonight, nothing will ever be the same in Sweet Valley . . . Identical twins Jessica and Elizabeth…