this is where I pretend I'm funny

Symmetra [without looking up from her book]: missions, visiting family, doing his “best” in Junkrat’s case.

Tracer: oh [peeks over Symmetra’s book] well YOU AND I SHOULD DO SOMETHING. OH I KNOW there’s this place in London, we might get stabbed, hopefully we won’t get stabbed- that’s not the point! [giggling] point, you know cause we might get stabbed. I didn’t even mean to- hey where’d you go?

Tracer: [sweating looking at Soldier] I don’t-

Pharah: [stealthily removes the knives from the table] we really shouldn’t talk about this.

Soldier 76: why not.

Tracer: it’s just there’s well-

Pharah: and the calendar says-

Soldier 76: I will allow Christmas in July.

Tracer/Pharah: what

Soldier 76: fruitcake is the only holiday food that can be adequately weaponized. Christmas two times a year is tactically advantageous.

Ana: Hah! Liar. He just wants an excuse to watch those claymation movies.