Just a Dumb Pine Tree

BABY OH NO

This is incredible

Americans be like: 1 star, I would give less stars if I could. The food was the most exquisite possible thing I have ever eaten or ever will eat. The decor was amazing, I loved everything. but it seemed like my waiter could’ve possibly had other things she would’ve rather been doing and other concerns outside of serving me, never go here again.

Don’t apologise for greatness

Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.

you know what op-

*wags finger like a condescending instagram makeup artist*

W H A T

W H A T

Cause it’s Blackface

shoutout to my favorite coping mechanism, isolation