Chloe

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

santa’s creed

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

we don’t talk enough about eldest daughter oppression

‘Jesus’ comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua, while ‘Christ’ simply means ‘the anointed one.’ To make this clearer to modern Christians, I propose a new Bible translation where Jesus is referred to only as “oily Josh”

There’s something really unsavory about oily Josh and his 12 teenage friends.

Oily Josh and the Greasy boys

This is physically painful to me.

Jeesy Greasy

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

if i like you, we don’t have to go out on dates all the time, you can literally hmu saying you have errands to run if i wanna come with you. i’m down for that because in the end i just wanna spend time with you

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

talented banana man

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

This is so worthy of being on my blog

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

🐝 this bee is rooting for you. he knows you’re gonna be okay