[’rock the boat’ plays in the background]

Me, having to put the sheets back on: why does god allow suffering

There’s no place I’d rather be than on the seashore dry, wet free. On golden sand is where I lay and if I only had my way, I’d play til the sun sets beyond the horizon

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

Deaf singer Mandy Harvey performs stunning original song on ‘America’s Got Talent,’ earns the golden buzzer

and i’m crying

SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws

You’re Welcome! 🦔

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

Fandoms Against Humanity: Queer Eye (insp.)

bless

If you’re around 18 and you dont find this nostalgic I feel bad for your childhood

i am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. queen of all that i survey. enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar!