Certified Merthur Trash

Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.

in russian there’s a saying that loosely translates to “who are we gonna be friends against today” and i think that’s beautiful

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changes but humanity has not

I saw this tweet earlier today and took psychic damage for 5 hours. this idiot is the worst but also fuck the entire fetishistic silicon valley fanatacism that made him possible.

so uhhhh is this shit why scientists were surprised to see an asteroid barely miss Earth???

yes

This is the first I’ve heard about the starlink and can I just say fuck Elon musk and take all his money now so he stops having shitty ideas, or good ideas that are shitty in his shitty incapable hands

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

Millenials killed princess diana

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney

Millennials invited Goths into Rome.

Millennials killed Grendel’s mother.

Millennials burned the library of Alexandria