the bunghole of posts

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

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the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

I think we need to kill the sentiment that people lose their right to personhood once they do something bad enough

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Do you ever think about how, for the vast vast majority of human history, up until like 70 years ago, and still for a huge portion of the world today, going to the bathroom, something you need to do every single day from your birth until you breathe your last, was just fucking awful? Like, I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know how they used to do it everywhere, but before modern privies, it was outhouses and latrines, chamber pots and cesspits, no privacy, no ass wipes, no laxatives or costive agents. Just man vs nature. Sometimes I forget but right now I’d like to remember and be filled with gratitude that I live in the age of having a whole room in my house dedicated to my comfort and ease during the evacuation process of bodily waste. And my sincerest condolences to every human being before me that shit in a field or pissed on their socks never knowing that a better world was to come.

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

anyone who uses the r slur at this point needs to just be recognized as a hateful bigot and we cant be quiet about it anymore. genuinely. get mad at people for this. point it out and be annoying about it. no you cant reclaim it you just want an excuse to be bigoted

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"