A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

"Affordable" should be the lowest fucking bar. Pharmaceutical companies should be tripping over themselves to offer insulin at "affordable". That shit deserves to be fucking free

During a hike a few years ago, I was, like, taking the proper tick precautions, tucking my pants into my socks, etc. and everyone was making fun of me for being so freaked about ticks, and later the topic of genie wishes came up and one of the girls there said, "I'd wish that ticks could fly so Newt would kill himself."

I appreciate the concern, but I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

just somewhat hallucinated that eggs were commonly spelled "egges" in the UK for no discernible reason. the thought appeared unbidden and unrelated to anything occurring. and yet, i felt the need to examine it further, and suddenly it became clear to me that this was untrue. moral: none

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature