the blender in this analogy

critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

for a dude that has been actively punished for eons for even feeling emotions, much less expressing them, cas is remarkable

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

cas sending dean to sleep on the couch only to pop into his dream and continue the argument

‘found a liquor store and drank it’ functional alcoholic castiel. avoidant attachment issues castiel. ruthless killer morally complex castiel. fucks demons and is offputtingly intense and eats raw hamburger meat off the floor on his knees castiel

When Cas is pissed at Dean he witholds cuddles and Dean pretends he doesn't care, but then he folds sooo quickly and apologizes because he needs his mandatory daily cuddles hours or he'll explode. It works every. single. time. because Cas learned psychological warfare from the best.

castiel is so awesome i love how he is always getting tied to railroad tracks by some guy with a big handlebar mustache