I'll go down in glory!

I can’t believe Andy Samberg murdered Macklemore.

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

If we lose WarriorMale, we must place him in the stars as a constellation, to shine down with the heroes and legends

my fellow trans mlem, we gotta stop falling for every fictional man who looks like they crawled out of a trash can from satan’s backyard after a bbq party. we’re all predictable and we need to stop/

if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

this spooky fella is just having a classic gooferoni and cheese over here

OH MY LITERAL GOD I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES IM SUFFOCATIGNG

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG