i dont know what the fuck is happening rn

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

“you’re so quiet” yeah i don’t make sense when i talk.

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said “doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.