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"I heard it's like a...what do they call it...micropenis?"
Eddie smirks to himself, trying to hide it behind his hand as he looks down at his textbook.
"Maybe that's why he doesn't even try to flirt with girls."
"I heard it's because he's gay."
First thing they've gotten right yet, Eddie thinks to himself.
"I don't think any guy would want him either if he had a micropenis."
Eddie snorts. He feels the girls look over at him, but he pretends he's busy reading. He doesn't even know which textbook this is, let alone what he's supposed to be reading.
"My cousin lives in New York and said that they have a bunch of gay guys who are super into that."
"I guess everyone has weird quirks. My boyfriend has no hair down there. It just doesn't grow."
"God, I wish."
A hand covers Eddie's shoulder and he jumps.
"You shouldn't listen in on private conversations, Ed," Steve whispers in his ear before he sits down across from him at the table. "It's rude."
"Well, when they're talking about your dick, it's fun to tune in and see what they have to say," Eddie explains, nudging his knee under the table. "Did you know there's a rumor that I have a micropenis?"
Steve blinks at him, then laughs. "You?"
Eddie nods. "Me."
"I'm still sore from two days ago," Steve's cheeks turn pink at the admission. "They have no idea."
--
"Fuck that's good. Jesus."
"Eddie's fine."
Steve covers his mouth with his hand, rolling his eyes as he rides him faster. "Don't talk. Please."
That's fine with Eddie. Sometimes he doesn't know what to say anyway. Steve's so goddamn perfect, especially when he's like this. Bitchy, needy, desperate. He can't believe Steve even likes him, let alone wants to fuck him.
Or get fucked, he should say. Sure, Steve likes fucking Eddie sometimes.
But the second he saw what Eddie was working with, he said it would be a crime to not have his dick inside him as often as possible. Which is often enough that Steve has a bit of a limp more often than not. It's his own doing.
"You're so fucking big," Steve moans as he leans down. "Feel so full."
Eddie grips his hips tighter, driving his hips up as Steve finds a rhythm for them to follow. He's got stamina that Eddie can't match even on his best days, but damn does he try. He has to get creative sometimes, find things that make Steve feel even better so that he pushes him closer to the edge faster. It's a bit like a competition for them, and Steve lets him win sometimes.
Steve whines and pulls his hand off of Eddie's mouth after a deeper thrust.
"You want me to touch you?" Eddie offers, even though he knows Steve doesn't. He likes when he comes from just this, just Eddie's dick pushing relentlessly against his prostate.
As he expected, Steve shakes his head. He's predictable.
Eddie loves that about him.
Eddie loves a lot of things about him.
"I'm close. You can come now," Steve allows.
--
"You coming over tonight?" Eddie asks as he closes the textbook.
"Is your dick still huge?" Steve winks. "Yeah, I am."
Prompt #19 - Rattail | Word Count: 1000 | Rating: E | CW: Degradation, Hair Pulling/Cutting | POV: Eddie | Pairing: Steddie | Tags: Post S4, 1990s, Fuck Buddies, Lack of Communication, Mutual Pining
This is the third fic set in my haircut series. They can be read separately, but they are building on each other:
Perm | 2. Mullet | 3. Rattail
"Ow," Eddie hisses under his breath.
"What was that?" Steve asks, tugging a little harder.Â
"I said ow," Eddie complains, then mumbles, "motherfucker."
Steve slides his fingers up the small braid, closer to the scalp, tugging with a little more pressure, pulling Eddie's head backwards as he hammers into him. Eddie wishes he had half the confidence Steve has. Eddie can pretend. Steve just exists.
"It looks fucking stupid," Steve says. "You look like an asshole."
"I am an asshole," Eddie retorts.
"You look like trailer trash."
Eddie's fingers clutch the sheets. Then, he reaches back and taps Steve on the thigh. It's subtle, but Steve will get the message and redirect, just a little.
"Well, if the shoe fits," Eddie says.Â
Eddie has never found anyone that could make him buzz with desire like Steve does. Eddie asked for this. To feel something. To find a way to feel the roil of desire building anywhere in the way his cock just can't anymore. He feels like he needs his brain stroked. To feel the build-up there instead. He's asked to be put down, to be put in his place, to get off in other ways, and Steve just nodded along like Eddie was asking what the weather was like.
Steve didn't ask questions. He rarely does. He's always just rolled with whatever Eddie throws at him. There's something intoxicating about having Steve Harrington, known bitch, let loose on you while he fucks you good.Â
To have someone that doesn't give a fuck if Eddie takes an hour to come. Someone that knows it has nothing to do with them, honest.
Someone that doesn't mind his broken parts, inside and out.
It's something Eddie doesn't want to inspect too closely, or he's sure he'd make connections he wouldn't like.
Overall, Steve does great. He's a natural. Coachable. There's just some things that don't scratch the right itch for Eddie. Poking at his tax bracket? That's one of them.
So, yeah, Steve might miss the mark from time to time, but it never takes him long to redirect and get it right.
"You'll never amount to anything. Not looking like this."
That's much better.Â
Eddie hums in agreement, loosening his jaw to take some of the pressure off that Steve's applying by holding his hair.Â
"I can't stand looking at it," Steve says, leaning over and grabbing his scissors off the nightstand.Â
"Steve," Eddie whines.Â
Then, he hears the metallic snip, before his head falls forward landing on the pillow.Â
Steve smacks his shoulder with the cut off thin braid, then tosses next to Eddie's face. It tickles his nose.Â
Then, both of Steve's hands are on Eddie's sides, gripping, pushing him into the mattress.Â
Fucking him harder. Eddie's just along for the ride.Â
"This thing was ugly," Steve says, toying with the cut off rattail with one hand. His other, warm and heavy, is hand resting on Eddie's thigh. Grounding.
He's always so grounding that Eddie never wants to be without him.Â
And that's a dangerous thought.
"You gave it to me," Eddie mumbles around the cigarette in his mouth, and Steve chuckles.Â
"You let me," Steve says.
"Well, clearly I'll let you do lots of things to me."Â
Steve scoffs, "Not everything."
It's Eddie's turn to be indignant.Â
"Like what? Call me trailer trash?"Â
Steve's grip tightens, "No. You know I don't think that. You told me to talk shit. I was talking shit. I'm not good at this. I'm so sorry that I can't read your mind."
Eddie shakes his head, "Not that. I don't care about that. Just. Nevermind."
"No, not nevermind," Steve says, getting more agitated. Eddie passes him his cigarette, and Steve takes it.
They bicker like this. It's nothing new. They've been in each other's pockets for almost a decade now.Â
"It's nothing," Eddie says, trying to placate him. Because that's far easier than the truth.
"Eddie," Steve says on an exhale of smoke. Fuck. Even that is somehow smooth. Eddie does not get how Steve is just like this.
Eddie's standard feels like he's a wet cat that's still just standing around in the rain. Broken, and a little unlovable. Steve? Steve's something else entirely.
Eddie shuts this down. It's dangerous. He can't say what he wants. He can't.
If Steve wanted him like that he'd already have him. Steve always goes after what he wants.
"Are you gonna fix my hair?" Eddie asks, changing the direction of the conversation. Steve hums, letting him.
"Yep, I've got just the thing," Steve says, and Eddie should be scared, but he isn't.
The buzz of the clippers should scare him. But it doesn't. Whatever. It's hair. It'll grow back. Eddie's been through too much to worry about what his hair looks like. He likes giving Steve free rein over it.
Steve runs his fingers along Eddie's buzzed scalp, checking for strays, Eddie's sure.
Then, Steve hands him a hand mirror.Â
A mohawk. Steve gave him a mohawk.Â
Which, well. It's a definite improvement over the last two haircuts.Â
"I'll have to trim the sides every week," Steve says, and well, that sounds like a date to Eddie. He's never gonna turn down scheduled time to spend near Steve.
"Maybe you should become a barber," Eddie says, and Steve snorts. "That's gotta be better than retail."
"Eh. I like cutting your hair, I don't give a shit about cutting anybody else's."
Eddie lets those words sink in.
"You do Gareth's," Eddie says.
"An extension of you," Steve answers, fingers still combing through the hair on the top of Eddie's head, trying to get it higher, taller.
"Wonder how tall you could grow it?" Steve ponders, and Eddie will let it grow to a foot tall if Steve keeps doing that.
Eddie leans back, his head resting against Steve's chest. Steve's hands run up and down Eddie's bare arms, and it's too much. Too soft. But Eddie's gonna allow it.
For just a minute more. Maybe two.
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For @corrodedcoffinfest Third Annual Event Prompt Day 19: Rattail | Format: Moodboard + Blurb | (Word Count: 212) | Rating: G | CW: None | Pairing(s): None | Tags: Mid-90s Corroded Coffin; Gareth makes a bold and surprising stylistic choice
Gareth's been growing his hair for years, since high school, and it's long, thick, luscious and wavy. Groupies and photographers alike love it, the former jockeying to run their hands through it and the latter battling to get the best shots of him flinging it around his head. And onstage, he looks incredible behind his kit, the honey and gold strands refracting the stagelights and transforming him into a flannel-clad, adrenalin-fuelled lion. But a gruelling tour during a particularly hot summer has him reconsidering his stylistic choices, and it leads to him sneaking out and heading to a trendy barber in the next large city they visit. He convinces them to cut most of it off, leaving only a thin, straggly braid at the back. Gareth insists it's a bold move and a modern, fashion-forward choice, but the rest of the CC boys declare in no uncertain terms that it's a rash and disastrous decision, claiming it's âso not metalâ and that the fans will totally hate it. However, Gareth definitely has the last laugh, not only when Metallica dramatically cut off their locks not long after, but also after the air con craps out at their next venue and he's the only one not poaching onstage during their tour's final performance.
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For @corrodedcoffinfest Third Annual Event Prompt Day 19: Rattail | Format: Moodboard + Blurb | (Word Count: 212) | Rating: G | CW: None | Pairing(s): None | Tags: Mid-90s Corroded Coffin; Gareth makes a bold and surprising stylistic choice
Gareth's been growing his hair for years, since high school, and it's long, thick, luscious and wavy. Groupies and photographers alike love it, the former jockeying to run their hands through it and the latter battling to get the best shots of him flinging it around his head. And onstage, he looks incredible behind his kit, the honey and gold strands refracting the stagelights and transforming him into a flannel-clad, adrenalin-fuelled lion. But a gruelling tour during a particularly hot summer has him reconsidering his stylistic choices, and it leads to him sneaking out and heading to a trendy barber in the next large city they visit. He convinces them to cut most of it off, leaving only a thin, straggly braid at the back. Gareth insists it's a bold move and a modern, fashion-forward choice, but the rest of the CC boys declare in no uncertain terms that it's a rash and disastrous decision, claiming it's âso not metalâ and that the fans will totally hate it. However, Gareth definitely has the last laugh, not only when Metallica dramatically cut off their locks not long after, but also after the air con craps out at their next venue and he's the only one not poaching onstage during their tour's final performance.
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Mental image today is Eddie expecting to wake up to an empty bed after they hookup. Made sure they were at his house for exactly that reason, so he didnât have to figure out if he was supposed to leave. And then Steveâs up bright and early kissing him on the face and âlast night was fun đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°â
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Written for the second of the @steddiemicrofic 3rd year anniversary celebration prompts, years | WC: 444 | Rating: T | CW: Yearning, feelings denial, hurt/delayed comfort, open (but optimistic?) ending | Tags: Post-S5 where Eddie lives, older Steddie
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Heâs not seen him in years. His hairâs shorter, conditioned now with a few silver sparkles, but still as wild as he remembers. His eyes crinkle at the corners, but their deep ochre shimmers just as brightly. And his grin has more lines at the sides, but it's still that unmistakable smile that enraptured Steve so long ago.
The Hawkins outcast made it big. He moved as soon as he could, using the little he inherited from Wayne to kickstart his music career, leaving Steve to pine into his coaching manuals and imagine âThe Freakâs the one yelling inappropriate comments during his sex-ed classes.Â
Except, it wasn't really Eddie who did the leaving, was it? Steve may not have physically departed, but he was the one who created the distance.Â
Sure, they hooked up a few times. No biggie, Steve told himself. Shutting down, he decided that Eddie only asked him to come with him as something to say instead of âthanks for the fucking, see yaâ. It occurs to Steve now that he never actually answered, just scoffed and walked away.Â
But no matter how he reframed everything, it never eased the sting of separation from the first bright and beautiful thing he'd ever felt. Never stopped him from wondering what if he'd agreed, what if he'd eschewed the employment-matrimony-offspring pipeline.
Now, two kids and a divorce later, he never imagined Dustin's spawnâs wedding reception would be where they'd collide again. Apparently, Carlâs a metalhead who begged his dad to ask the Eddie Munson to play some songs.Â
Eddieâs of course gone one better, bringing the whole band. They're used to playing stadiums, but seem entirely comfortable setting up on the venueâs small stage like it's The Hideout, bantering with staff and taking the numerous double-takes and requested selfies good-humouredly.Â
The gang flashes horns and waggles tongues, and there's much reminiscing. Steve watches, wondering if there's even a place for him here; does Eddie even remember him?
His questionâs answered when he looks over just as Eddie plugs in his Warlock, as vibrant as ever, if a little dinged around the edges. Just like Eddie. There's an electrical hum as the jack slides home, and Steve feels similar, familiar static buzz through his entire body as Eddie looks up, their gazes locking for the first time in a quarter-century.Â
It's almost the end of the night when Eddie's finally free enough to catch Steve at the bar, tentatively sitting next to him and ordering two glasses of champagne. He slides one across to Steve and leans in close, a familiar, husky voice murmuring,Â
âHey, sweetheart. So, did you make up your mind yet?â
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A/N: Of course Steve moves in with Eddie and goes on tour with the band and they adopt older kids with special needs and three four insane dogs and live their golden years together and happily ever after *nods* And yes, Dustin's son is named after Carl Sagan.
Eddie's back home and now the both of you have to face each other after that drunken late night text
No smut yet, but there will be in future chapters, so minors please don't interact
*as always, not proof-read, so if you saw any mistakes, no you didn't
Word Count - 3,631
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Monday Morning, the sun streams through your curtains, breaking the dawn of a new day.
Eddie was going to be coming back from Steveâs wedding today and after the late night text heâd sent you in the dusky late hours of last night it was safe to say that you were anticipating things between the two of you to be awkward to say the least.Â
You had a the suspicion that that text was nothing more than his drunken conscience making the decisions that sober eddie would surely regret come the morning, but it would be an absolute lie if you told yourself that the thought of him thinking about you, even in his presumed state of tipsiness, didnât make your heart race.
Because it did. Your heart skipped beats, all because your cute, kind and caring neighbour with the devastatingly alluring brown eyes had thought of you.
Your final check on Pepper this morning had gone smoothly enough, she ate her food and leaned into your affectionate cuddles whilst you gave Eddieâs place a quick check to see that everything was in place before he came back later today.
It had just turned one in the afternoon as you loaded your laundry into the washing machine, when you received a knock at the door. Kicking the washing machine door shut with your foot and pressing the button to whir it into life you make your way over to your front door.
You quickly glance your eye through the peephole in your door and youâre met with a fishbowl lens look at Eddie, his fluffy curls somehow seem even bigger in this view. Heâs tucked his hands behind his back, and rocking back and forth on his heels slightly as he waits on you to unlock the door, and maybe some fantasist part of your brain is imagining it, but he almost looks a little bit excited, like heâd been keen to see you again, but surely, your brain was just teaming up with your heart to play tricks on you.
Sliding your locks open you let him in, bracing yourself with what you hope is a welcoming smile, and not the awkward one that it feels like as it stretches across your lips.
âHey, Eddie.â
âHey, yourself, thanks again for looking after Pepper.â
âHonestly it was no problem, she was a sweetheart, you probably want your keys back, right?â you nod. âCome on in, Iâll go get them for you.â
Eddie steps through the threshold of your apartment, his eyes going everywhere immediately. The layout of your respective apartments are virtually the same, but with the way youâve decorated it, everything feels lighter, fresher, and brighter. The warm afternoon breeze blowing in through the open window, breathes life into the room.
The walls are painted in a soft pink, with various little posters and artworks on the wall. A plush deep green two seater couch sits in the middle of the room with a low rise glass coffee table separating it from the wall mounted television. Thereâs books stacked into a tall bookshelf, and Eddie tries his hardest to read the titles of the books if only just to see what kind of things youâre into.
There arenât many books he recognises, but the standout thing he certainly does recognise however, is the three volumes of The Lord of The Rings, each one tucked next to the other in a neat little boxset cover.Â
He too was a fiend for the high fantasy adventure series, and knowing
âYouâve read Tolkien?â Eddie asks, his fingers gently grazing over the spines of the books, tracing the gold embossed words of the familiar titles.
âYeah, I will admit it took me a while, but I loved them! The films are good, donât get me wrong, but they can only cover so much, you know?â you say as you waltz back into the room, Eddieâs keyrings jangling in between your fingers as you hand them over.
âI know right?â Eddie laughs heartily. âLike where the hell was Tom Bombadil? Heâs like one of the most important characters and they just completely left him out of the movies!â
âOh my god yes!â you laugh in agreement with him. âAnd donât even get me started on the fact that they totally cut the bit where Saruman and his thugs take over the Shire! Itâs like one of the most important points of the hobbits' development in the story.â
The laughter dies down, and in its place an awkward silence fills the air. Neither one of you wants to bring up the obvious elephant in the room of the late night text, but the fact that both of you know about it hangs around like an unwanted presence all the same.
Itâs Eddie who braves the first step, breathing out a sigh before speakingÂ
âListen, about that text, I totally didnât mean-â
âI get it.â you say, quick to cut him off in his tracks. Thereâs no point in beating around the bush, itâs better to just rip the band-aid off. Quickly. âI know a drunk text when I see one, Eddie.â you say letting a kind, graceful smile pull across your face. âI know you didnât mean it.â
âWell I just wanted to apologise all the same, the last thing I want to do is come across as some kind of creep. Especially when it comes to you.â
You try your very best not to dwell too much on what he means by âespecially when it comes to you.â
âDonât worry Eddie,â you smile. âIt actually made me laugh to receive your text, drunken typos included. God know itâs been a while since Iâve had anyone send me such a sweet message like thatâ
Moving into this apartment had been the beginning of a fresh chapter in your life. The same old tired story, some dumb girl who thought she had her whole life figured out, and had been too blinded by love to realise she had been sharing her supposedly loyal boyfriend with the woman in his office.Â
So many nights of âSorry baby, the company needs me to stay late to close this dealâ but then would slyly sink next to you in between the sheets smelling of some unfamiliarly sweet perfume. It got to a point where you had to admit to yourself that you were simply ignoring the biggest red flag known to man, all in order to live a happy life.
But the thing is, you werenât happy. You hadnât been happy in a long time.
That night, as you lay in bed, you plotted the next step in your life.
You waited for him to slither off to work whilst you and your best friend packed up all your belongings. Leaving him with nothing but a less than charming note telling him exactly how you feel.
âI find that hard to believe. A girl like you should be drowning in messagesâ Eddie chuckles. âI mean, your ex had to be some kind of special idiot to look elsewhere when he had you in front of him this whole time.â
âThatâs very sweet of you to say, Eddie,â you blushed.â But, youâd be surprised how bad the dating scene is out there.â you scoffed with an airy laugh.
âIâve been out of the game for so long, I wouldnât even know where to beginâ he says earnestly, raking a big tattooed hand through his dark spiral curls, and damn if that doesnât make your heart skip a beat.
âI actually tried the whole online dating thing for a little while, yâknow put myself back out on the scene, but after one too many bad dates you start to lose hope.â
Eddieâs soft brown eyes never move from you as you speak. His gaze would be intimidating, and you supposed in some ways it was, but it was intimidating in a way that felt exciting, but more than that thereâs a kindness in those deep chocolate brown eyes that makes you feel safe.
âYou canât just say âbad batesâ and leave me hanging, you gotta give me the juicy details.â
âNo, no, come on, you donât want to hear my horror stories.â You laugh. Part of you is a little nervous of scaring him off, not that youâre anything but neighbours to each other, but you canât help but want to hope for more between you two.
âLook, I work behind a bar, so Iâve had front row seats to a fair share of bad dates, so câmon, give me your worst, I wanna hear it.â He says, opening his arms up for you, waiting for you to command the stage with your story.
âOkay, but you have to promise me that you wonât laugh.â you preface, before launching into your most embarrassing, worst first date story. âSo, I matched with this guy, and I thought he was pretty cute and we chatted and everything was going really well, so we agreed to meet up. There I am, sitting at this coffee shop waiting for my date to turn up and then all of a sudden this old man sits down opposite me, he had to be in mid seventies maybe, and then, of course, Iâm thinking he must be lost or something, but then he says my name like he knows me, and then it dawns on me that Iâve been catfished.â
âWait, What?â Eddie gasps. âYouâd been talking to this old man the whole time and you had no idea? But quickly that look of shock on Eddieâs face turns into an amused smirk tugging at the corner of his pink lips.
âHey! You promised you wouldnât laugh!â you plead, but Eddieâs cheeky smile starts to break down your walls, and gets you to crack a smile of your own.
âI think youâll find I made no such promise.â he says, crossing his arms, puffing up his broad chest.
âIt gets worse tooâ
âI really donât see how it can get any worse. Oh no, donât tell me he was married.â Eddie grills, taunting you to see where this story was going to go.
âI almost wish that were the case. No, he was using pictures of his grandson and was claiming that it was him. I didnât stick around after that.â
âGod, that is pretty rough.â
âWhat about you, come on, you got to hear my worst date story, youâve gotta give me something to work with.â you try to prompt Eddie, fair was only fair, youâd bore your most embarrassing story, it was only right that you got to hear something from him as compensation.
Eddie sighed a little, almost like he was heavily considering even daring to tell this story to begin with.
âIâm not hearing anything embarrassing..â you tease.
âOkay, so itâs not a first date story like yours, but this is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was a fair bit younger when this happened, so I was full of stupid ideas back then. Iâd been working behind the bar at the dungeon for a few months at this point and things were going well, except one weekend when I overhear my manager mention that one of the bands that had been booked to play in the evening had pulled out and now they didnât have anyone to fill the slot for Saturday, so naturally I piped up and said that me and my band could do it, and my manager didnât question it.â
âIâm getting there.â Eddie laughs softly. âAnyway, cut to the night of the show, and the boys and I are getting ready to go on, and itâs way more people than weâve ever played to before, so I start to get a bit nervous and knock back a couple of shots of liquid courageâ
Oh no, this didnât sound like it was going to end well.
âSo Iâm more than a little drunk, Iâm slurring words when Iâm singing, my guitar playing is all off, my bassist Gareth is scowling at me and itâs just going awful.â
âSo thatâs your most embarrassing story?â you ask
âOh no, it gets worse donât worry. So, the whole show is a mess and in my drunken mind the only thing I can think of to save it is to do a stage dive. I position myself at the edge of the stage and just jump. To cut a long story short, it wasnât as cool as I pictured it in my head, and ended my night in the emergency room to fix my broken nose and get stitches in my forehead.â
âOof, and I thought my story was bad, at least I didnât end my night in a trip to the ERâ Â
You canât help but laugh a little at Eddieâs expense, and your bright smile and adorable laugh might just be the cutest thing Eddieâs ever seen. The way your eyes crinkle, and how your nose scrunches, and all because of something he said. Thereâs a part of him that wants to make a fool of himself, just so heâs rewarded with the sight of your beautiful smile.
He takes his hand and brushes back his dark, frizzy bangs to show you where thereâs a small and pale scar hidden in between the few creased wrinkles in his forehead.
âI got this sweet little scar right here as a remind me to never try stage diving ever againâ
âWell at least youâre not young and stupid anymoreâ you laugh softly.
âWell, Iâm not young anymore thatâs for sure, still working on the stupid part.â he says with a chuckle. âAnyway, sorry for bothering you, I just wanted to drop by to say thank you for looking after Pepper and my apartment while I was away.â
âYouâre not bothering me, it was no problem, she was an angel.â
Thereâs a beat of a moment. A breath of silence with neither of you quite sure of what to say next. It wasnât that the silence was awkward, no, what was strange was however, was how comfortable you both felt in the otherâs presence.
âWell, I best get going now, but thank you again.â Eddie says, as he rocks back on his heels, swinging his keering around on his finger, almost like heâs nervous or something.
âIt was nice seeing you Eddie.â For a brief moment your body automatically thinks about going in for a hug, but your brain works faster and pulls your body back before you can make an awkward scene.Â
You walk with him to your apartment door, waving him across the small corridor that separates your two apartments.
âDonât forgetâ you call out to him just as heâs about to turn into his own place â Iâm just across the hall if you ever need anything else!â
He gives you a silent nod and two finger salute, a cheeky smile pulling at his pink lips as he disappears behind his door.
You slip back into your apartment, closing the door behind you. Your hands drag down your face with an embarrassed huff of breath leaving your lips as you thunk your head back against the door. Why did he make you act so stupid?
You hadnât seen Eddie for a few days, reasoning that your daytime hours are conflicting with his night shifts, and youâre thankful for that actually. Thankful to have a little breather away from whatever hold he seems to have over you and your heart. A chance to level with your feelings about the cute bartender who lives across from you.
You roll out of bed, and take advantage of the day off you have to explore the city a little bit.Â
With breakfast eaten and cleared away you change out of your pyjamas into a light and breezy outfit, some denim cut off shorts and a striped linen shirt worn unbuttoned just enough, the open sides knotted around your waist. Finishing off your outfit with a few little pieces of jewellery and a spritz of perfume you grab your bag as you make your way out the door and into the streets.
The sun shines on your face with a balmy heat, as you strut through the neighbourhood, tall apartment buildings with overflowing window boxes, the golden rays glinting off shiny cars parked on the sidewalk.Â
You keep walking for a while, stopping into a cute little cafe and grabbing an iced coffee to keep you going.
You know what youâre looking for, and so when you turn the corner the exact building youâre looking for comes into your line of sight.Â
Bits & Pots Pottery Studio
Youâd made it a point to visit Robinâs studio ever since Eddie gifted that cute mug from her shop.
As you push through the door youâre immediately met with the earthy scent of clay and paint.
Thereâs a counter in the front of the shop, staffed by a woman with fiery red hair twisted into two long braids that fall around to frame her pale, freckled face. She regards you with her sparkling blue eyes before speaking. Sheâs wearing a soft lilac apron with a name tag pinned on her chest, along with a few other colourful buttons. Vickie, the name tag reads.
âHi, welcome to Bits & Pots Pottery Studio, how can I help you today?â
âHi, I was wondering if I might be able to find Robin? Iâm a friend of a friend.â you start out tentatively, because what were eddie and you to each other but friends and neighbours? The fact that you could potentially see something with him had nothing to do with it.
Just as Robinâs name left your lips the girl in question came bobbling in. A soft green, clay splattered apron, although there were suspiciously more bone white clay splotches on her hands, arms and dark brown overalls than there was on her apron.
âSpeak of the devil.â Vickie mutters under her breath, before gleefully accepting a kiss on the cheek from Robin.
âYou know you love me.â Robin teases back. âAnyway I heard my name..wait..I know you! You were that girl from the bar the other night..right?âÂ
âYup thatâs meâ you nod.
âIâm sorry you had to meet me when I was sloppy drunk, thatâs not usually how I like to make my first impressionsâ
âThatâs why you were late in the studio on Monday? You told me you had a dentist appointment!" Vickie scoffs, having caught Robin in a lie.
âLook I was nursing a godzilla sized hangover, I wasnât in any fit state to see or do anything, okay? Cut me some slack.â Robin defends against Vickieâs accusatory tone of voice. âAnyway, what can I do for you?â Robin asks as she turns her attention to you.
âI was hoping I could grab a chat with you if youâre not too busy?â
âSure, come on in the back to the drying room, itâs a little more private there, so long as you donât mind sitting amongst slowly drying clay.â Robin says with a charming little laugh, before calling out to VIckie over her shoulder to look after the front of the shop whilst sheâs gone.
You follow in behind Robin to the drying room, where, sure enough, there are stacked shelves full of mugs, vases of different sizes and experimental sculptures that almost look like monsters from another dimension. The room is toasty, the sun gleaming in through the big glass windows turning this place into something akin to a pleasantly warm greenhouse.
âWhat did you want to talk to little old me about, huh?â Robin asks, as she pulls up her knees on one of the wooden benches.Â
âWell, I kinda wanted to ask you something..something about Eddie?â you start carefully. Robin gives you a silent nod so you continue. âI was wondering if you knew anything about his girlfriend. I was looking after his cat, Pepper, while he was away for Steveâs wedding and I stumbled across a picture of him with this girl.â
âYou like him donât you?â Robin asks, although itâs not so much a question but more an assumption, and one sheâd nailed down with pin-point accuracy.
A glowing flush works its way across your cheeks and itâs not just from the heat of the drying room either.
â...maybeâŚâ you stutter out a little. â..but if heâs already got a girl I donât want to make a fool of myself by flirting with him and have him turn me down, I mean we live opposite each other for crying out loud!â
âHey hey, slow your roll cowgirl,â Robin hushes, quieting your spiraling emotions before they have time to turn into a full blown tornado. Then she sighs, shifting her tone into something more serious. âAmber really left her mark on Eddie. The Eddie I knew was loud, brash, cocky, and god knows damn right annoying at times, but that was Eddie. By the time Amber was finished with him, it was like his spark had gone out. The thing that made Eddie, Eddie, was nowhere to be seen.â
You ponder Robinâs words for a moment, a wave of relief washes over you at the fact that you certainly wouldnât be stepping on anyoneâs toes by making a pass at Eddie, but then thereâs a bigger concern growing inside you about what if you were pushing yourself on Eddie when he wasnât even ready to open up to letting himself get another chance at happiness?
âLook, just talk to him, heâs not scary, he just needs someone to show him that thereâs still some good people out there, yâknow?â Robin smiles warmly, âGive him a chance, you might just be surprised."