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They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

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Stephanie: Do you ever think about why Bruce managed to go ten years without taking in another kid when he had Dick and now he adopts a kid every over Tuesday?
Jason: Its because Dick was the golden boy and now Bruce is vainly searching for someone he loves as much as him.
Tim: Maybe he was just using that decade as a trial run to see how a side kick adjusted to becoming a fully fledged vigilante? And once Dick proved the concept he went all in?
Barbara: I think you'll find that Dick’s foster file essentially had 'Does not play well with others' stamped on the front. Bruce once brought Clark back to Gotham after he was turned into a kid and Dick caught sight of a black haired blue eyed kid on his turf and tried to squash him with the giant penny.
Kid Tim: I'm not talking until I have a lawyer
Principle: …This isn’t a legal matter nor are you under arrest
Kid Tim: Lawyer, now. You won't break me
Tim (staring at the batcomputer in his 34th hour of awakeness): *giggling* if you’re not laughing, you’re dying
Jason: *highly disturbed* …I think it’s crying
Dick, having been awake 42 hours and just returned from fighting Deathstroke: no, no, that sounds right.
Batfamily fic idea:
The ‘Tim goes back in time and changes things’ premise (bc yes I’ve been bingeing these lately and I’m in LOVE) but somewhere along the way, Tim gets amnesia.
He doesn’t remember anything about the new timeline he’s created or whatever event led him to go back in time in the first place. So, when Tim returns to his senses after whatever concussion or drug that effected his memories, he just collects his things and goes home.
To the manor.
Wayne Manor.
Against all odds, it actually takes a while for him to realize something’s off. To be fair, he’s very out of it, and very tired in general, and it’s just so easy to explain all the little things not matching up.
Can’t find his keys? Probably lost them on patrol. He can just break into his room.
None of his stuff is there? Curse the brat and his vendetta against Tim’s existence.
None of his passwords work? Guess Bruce is going through another late night paranoia bout and switched them, not like Tim can’t hack in on his own.
The intel board for his latest case is missing? Tim must have moved it around during his own latest bout of late night paranoia.
Alfred staring at him in shock when he runs past and out of the manor? Yeah, he’s surprised he’s up and working without caffeine around this time, too.
And on it goes.
It takes a couple of days for Tim to realize something’s changed. A little because he’s still recovering. Somewhat because he’s spiraling into a case. Mostly because he’s avoiding any real interactions with his family (just so that they won’t worry. He’s learned his lessons about hiding multiple injuries. Totally. Definitely. For sure.)
Even so, he finds time to unknowingly terrorize the Bats.
He sees Dick at a coffee shop, grabs his coffee and chugs half of it before running out with a thank you thrown behind him, leaving Dick half bewildered, half indignant and staring mournfully at his cup. He bumps into Jason at the library and they hiss at each other back and forth until Jason actually throws a punch. Tim dodges and laughs, bc it wasn’t anything near the precision and strength Hood usually uses. He says so and then looks at the time and heads out, smiling, leaving Jason utterly disturbed. He snags cookies from Alfred at the manor, earning a double take from the butler so hard that the man has to take aspirin after. He finds Damian in the living room, yells at him for messing with his bedroom, then storms out when Damian just stares at him making short, angry, flustered noises. He sprints past Bruce on his way out. Bruce tries to question him but Tim just waves him off, attributing it to overprotectiveness and seamlessly dodging all Bruce’s attempts to catch him.
Finally, Tim realizes something’s wrong when he gets to his apartment and it’s not his anymore. He uses his trackers to find his suit and it leads him straight to Drake Manor, where he finds Cardinal’s costume, not Red Robin’s. In his confusion he checks his phone for any updates from the family and finds a different date than he expected. A really, really different date.
Dread finally dawning on him, Tim heads over to the cave, taking the motorcycle that’s thankfully still there (albeit a different aesthetic than he remembers). He’s realized that he has amnesia and can’t remember the last… years of his life. Arriving, his panic only worsens as he sees Jason in a non-Hood getup, Batman in an altered suit, and Nightwing and Robin sparring in a very different looking training area.
Suffice to say, everything screeched to a stopped when Tim skidded in on his bike.
After a lot of punching, cursing, and Batarang throwing, Tim finally manages to convince his family that he’s not a super villain. In fact, he tells them the truth he’s at last realized:
He must be in an alternate universe, having taken on the body of their Tim.
Handcuffed to a chair, Tim goes about proving it, giving the assigned code for alt universes and sharing information that only a Batkid and, more importantly, a Wayne would know. Batman finally calls in Zatanna and she analyzes him, telling them she certainly found something alright. Unfortunately, she whispers to Batman and then Tim is forced to sit in the medical bay (still injured), out of earshot, while the rest of his family discuss what she found.
Finally, finally, his family filters into the medbay, all staring at him with wide, unreadable eyes. Then, Batman steps forward and says, “Okay. I believe you.” And crumples a little as Tim lights up like a Christmas tree.
Because Zatanna’s analysis told them it wasn’t alternate universe travel magic covering his signature, but time travel magic. Meaning, all Tim’s proof of familyhood was him remembering being one of them in the alternate time line. Meaning, they had a family member right there all this time who must have known, and yet hadn’t come home.
Meaning, this boy who looked at Batman—at Bruce—with a bright smile and mischievous eyes, who joined his brothers in banter and troublemaking with such ease and familiarity, who was calculating and passionate and sarcastic as everything, was theirs. And they never would have known.
The next few days, Bruce along with Jason, Dick, and Damian conduct their investigations— Cass, Duke, and Steph coming in on it soon after. They pretend they believe Tim, helping him uncover “Other Tim’s” life so they can know more about how he got there, and then help him get home. They ask him questions, playing up curiosities of their “other selves.” Tim fills them all in, chalking up their emotional reactions to shock from learning about such a different alt universe, and asks questions in return.
Bruce becomes more and more heartbroken the more he learns. The more he sees how much Tim obviously loves them. His siblings do too. Anger, grief, and fear run high in Wayne Manor. Batman investigates. Dick gets clingy/distanced in turn. Cass and Steph rotate shifts so their newfound brother is always under surveillance. Duke snoops like he’s never snooped before. Damian and Jason loom in the corners. It’s all they can do not to shake Tim and demand answers he wouldn’t know anyway.
However, as frustration grows, so does their love for their wayward brother and the determination to keep Tim no matter what.
Eventually, after a week or so, Tim wakes up one morning, picks up his cup in the kitchen, takes a sip of coffee surrounded by the chaos of his siblings and grumpy dad, and remembers everything.
Unfortunately, his dropped cup shattering on the floor and his loud, “Oh no. Oh no,” is not subtle in the least, grabbing the attention of the room. Then he’s staring at them in horror as they stare back. Panicked, Tim throws a spare gas bomb, runs up to his room with his family on his heels, and jumps out of his bedroom window.
He makes it a good ways through Gotham, taking a pit stop to throw on a wig, eye contacts, and a different set of clothes. He’s at the docs, about to board a ship when the full power of the Bats comes down on him. Secrets out, his family drags him back to the manor, demanding answers. It’s not long before Tim breaks down.
His plan had been working so well and then he had to go and ruin everything. There was no recovering from this mess up. He’s determined to just ignore them until he can get away again, but his family won’t leave him alone. They pester, provoke, interrogate, and smother him in turn until finally, confronted gently by the real reason he went back in time (Bc there was no way he could have hid that from Cass and the rest of the world’s best detectives for long— body language is their forte), he tells them everything, dog-piled beneath his siblings as Bruce strokes his hair.
Needless to say, he moves back into the manor. There may or may not be a few more attempts to run or self-isolate, but his family knows him now. Maybe not with as many memories as he has (they’re working on that though), but enough to reassure him, for now, that they’re not going to let him go again.

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Headcannon: when Tim first started as Robin Batman needed a lot of help staying grounded in the moment, which usually means talking if you can't use touch, and they can't really talk abt personal stuff so Tim just started infodumping abt anything he's lately been obsessed with or just random facts over the comms and Bruce grew to love this more and more over time.
Tim (arguing to himself abt his what is favorite dinosaur over the comms): -and then there is the Gallimimus which while sounds co-
Jason: could someone PLEASE make him stop?
Comms:
Bruce: *grunts* I like it.... so the Gallimimus?
Tim: you were LISTENING?????
This is canon far as I'm concerned:
Bruce Wayne canonically
(a) loves Tim
(b) loves dinosaurs
(c) loves people jabbering in his ear all night because then he knows he’s not alone.
Superman, talking to Dick after a long, hard mission: I just wanted to thank you for staying focused and upbeat. Your banter always helps keep the team’s morale high when things get rough
Nightwing: Well you know what they say, if you’re not laughing, you’re dying.
Superman: …that doesn’t seem right
Nightwing: Pretty sure it is!
Superman: Isn’t the quote ‘if you’re not laughing, you’re crying?’
Nightwing: We’re way past that point, Supes, let’s be honest now
Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”
Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”
Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*
Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake & Jason Todd Summary:
“Would you like a hug?” Tim asked again, heat crawling from his cheeks all the way to the tips of his ears the longer Hood silently stared at him, a wall of unreadable stone.
It finally occurred to him exactly what he had asked and to whom he had asked it. His entire face felt molten as the mortification kicked in, leaving him unable to do anything but stare back.
Then, Tim saw it. A small movement, hardly more than a spasm. Hood’s hand holding the gun faltered while the other twitched forward, towards Tim. Granted, he was hissing out a string of curses that would have made Alfred sad all the while. But still. Tim knew how to read between the lines.
Tim also knew how to take advantage of opportunities presented to him on silver platters.

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Where Jason and Bruce get interventions by Roy and Alfred, and to get them off their tail, end up joining the same therapy group. Complete accident. This is post Under The Red Hood. Give me a comedic sequence of them giving their speeches looking each other directly in the eye.
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Bruce: And as I stood there, with his body in my arms, I resigned having a partner forever.
Jason: BULLSHIT
Bruce: IT WAS NOT
Therapist: Ok- can we just-
The rest of the group, completely invested: Then what happened?
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Jason, to the therapist: If your parter got beaten to death by some- uh- random, would you kill them or not?
Therapist: Alright, let's stop here.
Jason: Let's take a vote
Therapist: No.
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Group member, coming in late: There was traffic! What'd I miss?
Therapist:
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Before, they were just planning on attending once. They show up for every single session.
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Group member: I thought the Red Hood was a bad guy, but he took a shot for me in the gut in the other day!
Bruce, narrowing his eyes: Elaborate
Jason, very pale: No, let's move on
Dick: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Tim: Strong.
Jason: Weak.
Damian: An idiot, Grayson. You would be an idiot.
Tim: Watching Dick and Jason, I used to wonder how adults could stand beating and tormenting a child, Robin or no
Tim: Then, it hit me.
Tim: Literally. Damian wedged himself between the HVAC system on my snack roof and waited for me to start eating before he jumped out and smacked me across the face.
Tim: My Robin Nuggets didn’t make it.
Tim: Now I have a detailed, step by step plan to ensure that he suffers.
*in the background*
Jason: Vindication.
Dick: No! Both of you, no! This is not okay!
Jason: *scoffs* Like you were so welcoming to me when I arrived
Dick: I never did anything to you!
Jason: You’re really gonna look me in the eyes and pretend it wasn’t you who moved things around in the Manor so I kept getting lost? Or who glued all my favorite books to the top shelves so I’d have to climb up the bookcases and get yelled at by Bruce? Or who kept dumping broken training equipment under my bed for Alfred to find?
Dick:
Jason: I repeat— VINDICATION.
Dick Grayson, Age 12’s first choice of costume (made by Alfred to Dick’s specifications) in All-Star Batman and Robin, the Boy Wonder:
He’s got the pixie boots, but the tights are black, and their fabric has visible folds. Red tunic, but with long sleeves. Kinda reminds me of Damian’s costume, actually: the cape comes down in front over it like in Damian’s gray costume. Plus he’s got the hood.
Anyway, the Goddamn Batman vetoes this costume, because he thinks the hood is impractical, and says that instead of “Hood”, Dick will be “Robin.”
Next time we see him, Dick is in something similar to his classic costume:
He kept the pixie boots, but ditched the tights or replaced them with skin-color tights (probably ditched them). The tunic is now short-sleeved, and his domino mask may have changed (it’s actually drawn inconsistently in issue #9, but mostly it is now black). He’s got the logo off on the left side now (R instead of H) and the fastenings on his now-short-sleeved tunic are in the front instead of on the sides.
It’s unclear why the costume went through such a huge design change (instead of just not having the hood) and exactly who was responsible for that, but personally? I think this is Dick rebelling. “You think that costume was ridiculous? Just you wait and see my new costume! Sure, there are no pants or long sleeves and I look like a traffic light, but no hood, see? So you can’t complain!”

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Tim’s whole one-man-quest-to-save-Bruce-from-time has gotta be the funniest from Damian’s perspective. like to Damian, Tim must be the pettiest motherfucker on EARTH. Damian shows up, Bruce dies, and Dick gives Damian Tim’s mantle of Robin. from Damian’s perspective what happens next is literally Tim dropping off the face of the earth, not saying shit for like six months, and then showing up again out of nowhere having been with the fucking League of Assassins, developing some fucked up relationship with Damian’s grandfather. there’s no fucking way Damian doesn’t see that shit as a personal attack on him out of spite for taking the Robin mantle.
Damian: I’m Robin now.
Tim:
Tim: ok hold on
Damian: wait what are you doing
Tim:
Damian: Drake.
Tim:
Damian: Drake.
Tim: ok we’re even now.
Damian: what the fuck did you do
Tim: I’m the league’s inheritor. Ra’s says.
Damian: ?!!?!
Jason, from across the room: did Tim steal- DICK HE’S DOING IT AGAIN. COME GET YOUR FUCKING CHILD
Tim: HE STARTED IT-
Reading Tim's start of Robin is so fuckibg funny, what do you mean this kid stalked Titans Tower and memorised Dick's life? He knows the he and Kori live together and that they usually go home together, he knows when meetings take place. He spied on everyone leaving noticed Dick wasn't there, what did he do? GO TO KORI'S APARTMENT!
He knocked on her door, asked for nightwing and when informed he wasn't there just left. No other words said, Kori was so confused about how this kid knew where she lived.
Then Tim stalked Dick's old apartment and BROKE IN! This kid is such a tiny little freak and the fact that people ignore that is a disgrace.
Please bring back Tim being a weirdo, it's sooo funny