Guilty Weiner

Kermit knew you could pick your own gender, and is now finding out that there are more options in that category than previously suspected

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

it’s okay to cycle through and circle back to different stages of grief. sometimes you think you’ve reached acceptance and then you’re back to depression. it happens. it’s all part of the process.

sending extra love to the friend who always feels like they’re on the outside, who walks behind the group when there’s no room on the sidewalk, who is always the listener and the giver. you are an amazing person and friend. i hope people acknowledge that, because you deserve it.

I don't know about y'all, but books are how i know my vocabulary in the first place

This is a trend?? Why aren't the same people annoyed by sci fi and fantasy dropping original terminology into casual dialog? Or do they hate that too?

Not one bit

it requires fascism what's not clicking here

i wish i was famous in the 70s so i coulda gone on the muppet show and flirted with the muppets