she string on my cheese till i incident 😵‍💫

you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday

what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle

GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE. AND TINY TIM

Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here

Guys its the end of the list D:

The last Thursday the 20th

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

sorry pussylicker89ilovesex78 but i will not be following you back my apologies

Damn :(