There be smut here

I was tagged for @cartadwarfwithaheartofgold to share what i've been done this week... So here it is:

So. Yeap. I'm learning digital drawing (self teached xD) and doing this with a mouse HURTS (my fault, i'm holding bad the mouse or something) but so far i like how is going n.n

A: How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

C: What member do you identify with most?

D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with [insert fic]?

E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

H: How would you describe your style?

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

J: Write or describe an alternative ending to [insert fic].

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

O: How do you begin a story–with the plot, or the characters?

P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)

Q: How do you feel about collaborations?

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

W: Do you like more general prompts, or more specific ones?

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Y: A character you want to protect.

1. The Girl with the Arrow Tattoo - Cadash/Varric Urban Fantasy Inquisition

2. Depths of Desire - Cadash/Varric Selkie/Pirate Crack AU

AHHHH GUESS WHO HAS 400 FOLLOWERS.

So. I know I just did all those commissions but I’m also going to do a little fic giveaway! Here’s how it works! 

Reblog this post and @ someone to nominate THEM to receive a gift fic! You may also @ them in the replies to give them a SECOND entry. You can also nominate yourself by kudo’ing, but it’s all about nominating other people! You must be following THIS blog to nominate someone. And if a person is nominated multiple times, they get multiple entries. You may also nominate more than one person.

Here’s what your friends can win!

First Drawing:

One ~5k fic of any rating featuring a couple/multi ship that is platonic or romantic.   

Second Drawing:

One ~2.5k fic of any rating featuring a couple/multi ship that is platonic or romantic.   

Third Drawing:

One ~1k fic of any rating featuring a couple/multi ship that is platonic or romantic.

Rules:

If you’re requesting NSFW fic, you must be 18+

I prefer to write fluff, smut, and angst. If you are asking for smut I’m going to warn you in advance to check out my style because I have a much easier time with filth than poetic and flowery (but people seem to love the filth!) I am, honestly, VERY good at dwarves and I’ve got a weak spot for rare pairs. I will try any character though! 

This is for Dragon Age characters only, but any dragon age character may be included. I will also write OCs but you’ll need to provide me with a physical description, a personality description, and any fic/art already featuring them. 

I’m squicked out by some kinks: daddy/mommy talk, incest, non-con/dub-con, A/B/O, vore, and anything about toilets. If you come up with something I’m not comfortable with or cannot do well - no judgement. I’ll recommend we do something else and if we can’t come to an agreement I’ll draw a new name. 

Our first prompts for this weekend are:

“Why don’t you come over here and make me.” (thank you @cartadwarfwithaheartofgold​ for that one)

and/or

Toy

Tag your post with #xcafe and #lemon. 

These prompts have no time limit, don’t stress yourself.

Today’s example is: Phylactery

In d&d:

In real life

That’s right. they named the evil artifact that the evil undead spellcaster hides their soul in after a Jewish ceremonial object.

when you come across that you should at the table paralyzed wondering

Do my fellow players know this is anti-Semitic?

If they don’t know and I bring it up will they be mad at me for ruining the fun?

If they do know and I bring it up will revealing myself as Jewish be dangerous?

Attention goyim: Jews don’t use the word phylactery. That’s stupid and greek. They’re called Teffilin.

(Image sources: https://projects.mcah.columbia.edu/treasuresofheaven/)

Also op’s insistence that “before d&d Phylactery only had one definition” is just an outright falsehood.  A phylactery is a fancier word for a reliquary, which is an ornate sealed container that holds a fragment of the mortal remains of a Catholic saint, usually a bone.

Gee, what magic item could that have inspired in D&D? Hm?

Ship that you have as an OTP: 🌹

Ship that you’re indifferent to: 😑

Ship that makes you sad: 💔

Ship that you find disgusting: 💩

Ship that you find cute but don’t ship: ✌

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙

Ship that you find most sexy: 👅

Ship that you can never see happening: 👎

Ship that is canon but you don’t ship: 💤

Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘

Ship that is taboo: 💦

Ship that pisses you off: 💣

Ship you’re curious about: 👀

Ship that needs more love: 💖

Ship that is most misunderstood: 💢

In the deepest dark of night, a woman waits for her demon lover.

{Submitted by: feralshinycat}

Without further ado. I present my 2020 Black Emporium Fics.

Title: Survival According to Antivan Assassins Rating: T Pairing: Female Brosca/Zevran Arainai, Female Warden/Zevran Arainai Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Fluff, Pining, Flirting, Unresolved Sexual Tension  For: @stitchcasual​ This was my original BE assignment and it was a pleasure to write!  AO3 Link

Narah Brosca really got recruited into the Grey Wardens for one reason, her sheer, stubborn refusal to die. Zevran Arainai has that in common, despite the way they both chase their deaths.When it cuts a little close to Narah, Zevran has to confront his feelings are more complicated than he’d like.

Title: I’m Calling Bullshit Rating: T Pairing: Female Brosca/Varric Tethras, Female Warden/Varric Tethras Tags: Flirting, Unresolved Sexual Tension For: @girlwondersteph​ This was my first pinch hit and it was a BLAST.  AO3 Link

Varric Tethras, Viscount of Kirkwall and Deshyr, finds himself surprised by a visitor who appears out of nowhere with seemingly no motive except to fluster and beguile him. He’s shocked to learn he’s just as dewy-eyed about at least one Paragon as the rest of his dwarven kin.

Title: An Unexpected Betrothal Rating: T Pairing: Female Cadash/Josephine Montilyet, Female Inquisitor/Josephine Montilyet Tags: Established Relationship, Post-canon, Post-trespasser DLC, wacky misunderstandings  For: @tevivinter​ another pinch hit I picked up because your art is so beautiful and you always take such care on my commissions and you deserved something lovely. I hope you liked it as much as I enjoyed writing it!  AO3 Link

Reese Cadash accompanies her girlfriend to chaperone her younger sister on a date with a potential suitor. It… goes less than smoothly, but ends with a sweet surprise.

Title: Small, Controlled Fires Rating: E Pairing: Bianca Davri/Varric Tethras Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Infidelity, Assassins, Background Carver Hawke/Merrill  For: @hollyand-writes​ I know I kinda gave this one away saying, before I knew I had time, that I wished I had time to write this for you. Thank you for everything you do and I appreciate you! You deserved this treat for sure.  AO3 Link

Varric Tethras wouldn’t say he had alternate motives for wanting to visit an Orlesian Chateau.

And he certainly won’t admit to sabotaging their own travel plans for an extra night in Val Royeaux for the chance to see a certain genius with a beautiful name.

Title: A Bard for the Chargers Rating: T Pairing: Cremisius “Krem” Aclassi/Maryden Halewell Tags: Mutual Pining, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Flirting, Matchmaking, Canon Typical Violence For: @hazelestelle​ This was the last pinch hit I picked up! I’d never written Krem or Maryden before so I really hope you liked it!  AO3 Link

Krem is used to watching Maryden in the tavern, but when she decides she wants to experience the action for herself before she writes her songs… well, that changes everything. The Iron Bull is thrilled to encourage it.

Title: Knight Takes Princess Rating: E Pairing: Female Aeducan/Gorim Saelac, Female Warden/Gorim Saelac Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, BDSM elements, Male Dom, Light Bondage, Orgasm Control, Orgasm Denial, Spanking, Hate Sex, Reunion Sex For: @jarakrisafis​ Honestly I was nervous about this treat! But then you liked it so much you asked for a sequel and you had such a good idea I couldn’t resist. I had to ASK the BE Mods if I was even allowed. I’m glad you liked it! AO3 Link

Sereda Aeducan belonged to Gorim Saelac. Just because he married someone else, doesn’t change that fact. Their reunion in Denerim reminds them both of what they’d do for and to each other.

Title: Lyrium and Salt Rating: E Pairing: Fenris/Isabela Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Oral Sex, Light Exhibitionism if you squint For: @blarfkey​ omg I cannot tell if you were messing with me and KNEW I wrote this all week and that’s why you brought it up a handful of times OR if you really liked it that much. You were killing me. I really do hope you liked it. Thank you for being a good friend.  AO3 Link

Isabela tastes like salt, sea, and freedom. When she offers it, and a life on his own terms, can Fenris find it in himself to consider a life by her side?

I’d also like to thank all the amazing and patient moderators of the @black-emporium-exchange​ who worked so hard to pull this massive event off, my beta readers who took the time to digest all this shit I threw at them (@river-of-asgard​, @lostinfantasies38​, @blarfkey​, @corylion​, and Toshi), my smutty literature inspiration @tightassets​, and literally ALL my friends who listened to me whine about all the writing I had to do for three weeks. I love you so much.