hope they're staying glued together

I thought this was a weird cum shot. Oh my god.

“You Reblogged that Before I Could Fix the Typo,” a harrowing tale of shame, madness, and murder

jesus christ i asked the world to get on my level and someone in the world fucking complied

#this is the life i want. this is the life i deserve. #good-looking guys in sweaters holding pugs wearing sweaters: the musical

“You little fool. Tears are not a woman’s only weapon. You’ve got another one between your legs, and you’d best learn to use it. You’ll find men use their swords freely enough. Both kinds of swords.”

“Call Me Maeby” April 2013, Nylon Magazine

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity