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Your dog and husband look so happy. Who the hell is that guy with glasses tho?

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

what do we do with this information

Then a D for December, it’s obvious? Just Jason Derulo having a shout out to himself in the actual calendar.

mmm whatcha say

descend into hell

Have you ever heard a song that made you sad? :) Reblog if you think you’re being watched

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

Are you walking?

Oh shit

i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch

problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood

this sounds like the opposite of a problem

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

my god this man living in 3046

when does this gif loop

It doesn’t he’ll be done soon

ok it’s happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card… and my hair is not shaved in this photo…

this is wild… i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE PICTURE ALREADY DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW HOW TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE JUST LET THIS POST DIE ALREADY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

You look like my plumber

no offence but that’s the funniest thing anyone has ever commented on my posts

This video,,,, made me so happy? thank????