Not Very Easy on the Eyes

In the tags tell the person you reblogged from what animal they remind you of

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

Bram Stoker’s Dracula, First Edition, 1897 Published in Westminster by the Archibald Constable and Company

getting another piercing would fix me

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

When I find myself in times of trouble/ Mother Mary comes to me/ Speaking words of wisdom/ what the hell are you doing. are you out of your fucking mind

gabagool is meat????

literally thought it was just his catchphrase like the bazinga of sopranos

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

pink pj top and Hawaiian pj shorts

reblog this post and say in the tags whether you know how to write in cursive. I’m curious