oh, you know

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

most of the time a bunny is a cuddly friend. but if you are a lettuce? heh... not so much.

I actually have the womandate of heaven which is obviously better

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides