everybody just have a good time

horrible! the new sonic redesign has changed nothing except for adding a visible penis!

lemme tell ya somethin’, new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in da world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i stahted in da fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top.

Yes, strikes are inconvenient, that is the point everyone, please, understand that no civil disobedience is going to be convenient for you. They’re literally meant to be a protracted inconvenience/form of economic warfare against the rich.

Dumbass strike is not going to be inconvenient for rich people. It’s going to be inconvenient to poor people, disabled people and people who cannot access other forms of transportation. You’re not hurting the rich here because they are not going to give a fuck about a one day strike.

I don’t have to take that from someone with Jon Stewart in a flower crown as their icon.

You guys wanna know the cool new thing they’re doing at my school to prevent vaping

So they’ve implemented “crime stoppers” for this specific epidemic, yes?? They’re an organization that pays students for providing anonymous information about illegal activity, but now they’re really focusing on juuls and other nicotine related products. They’re paying these kids like 10 dollars for every person they tip about, and if they’re actually CAUGHT then they get more money at the end of the day, around 25$??? It’s insane- people are taking so much advantage of it, friendships are being torn apart, there’s already memes about this one kid who reported the entire baseball team and got eight fucking hundred dollars and he didn’t even come to school today because those boys were OUT for him. Like out for BLOOD. I-

also while i’m discussing pride month i don’t wanna see any of those fuck ass calendars that have the month divided into a different orientation per day ok every day in June is for every LGBT person

when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

call that a [joke pending]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme

All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him.

Jkr ghostwrote this somebody stop her