peaceful places & beautiful faces

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It's a really, really good hospital drama

I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

The best part of House was the first time any given fan heard Hugh Laurie's real speaking voice.

the child to adult pipeline is real asfuck

I got stuck in the pipe I think

I feel like at least some jocks are just autistic people with a special interest in sports.

I actually love sports articles about players who the other players describe as “so intense about stats and he can’t really have a normal conversation and he can’t read the room and he doesn’t understand a lot of our jokes and he’s really weird about fabrics, great guy, great teammate”

There was also a woman behind her with WIC checks who looked very stressed about the whole ordeal, so this lady was like, “I can get you ten boxes of cereal for free. Come with me,” and proceeded to do exactly that with her baffling and powerful coupon game. I think this lady was an angel.

Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

while kissing eachother

Psychology is applied biology is applied chemistry is applied physics is applied math

One time I got the phrases “high as a kite” and “drunk as a skunk” mixed up and I said “drunk as a kite”

High as a skunk is good too