never approach a fool from any direction

Fidel Castro

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

pay me no heed brother. i'm simply being playful

Why do people crash their cars? I dont get it

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

hello mizuthe-chat how many provinces are there in the united states

7

wow this feels like it's less than it should be but I'll believe you if you provide visual evidence like a map

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.