ocean lullaby

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined.

one thing that really flipped me man like really opened my eyes up was the realization that certain people you love or care about arent equipped to handle certain things in that present state in their lives but that doesnt necessarily make them bad or selfish people and like the best thing you can do is just love em from a distance dont push

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.