THE Anime Trash

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

oh my god

Unmut this 😭😭😭

ABSOLUTELY unmute this.

“are you kidding me or are you completely out of your mind?” “both, whatre you gonna do?” has to be one of my favourite exchanges of all time

B: Hey is it true that Eevee may evolve influenced by another pokemon’s happiness? T: yes, your eevee’s got to feel satisfied. the best way to do that is to find him a really handsome stantler C: yep, if he’s really happy, he’ll evolve into a pikachu T: people were right, we’re incapable of answering a question normally :O B: but how do i make him happy, what does he evolve into, and does it work in gold version? C: buy him some icecream T: you gotta trim his nails

J: Wojtek, i banned him for 3 days W: which means 36 hours, no? S: 3 days = 36h? what? W: 12+12+12=36 S: 24+24+24=72 :OOOOOOOOO S: since when does a day have 12 hours W: well in that case you meant 3 days and nights, not days J: Wojtek, you idiot, “day” in this context is widely understood to be day+night meaning 24 hours, i’m not unbanning him at night or writing down the hours of sunrise and sunset

A: Cloud is sort of like King Midas A: anything he touches, turns into crap 

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”

I hate when people tell me I need to ‘get out of my comfort zone’ I don’t even have a comfort zone. I am literally always uncomfortable