Vague Survival

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

The queen died before Yandere Simulator came out

Like to charge, reblog to cast

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

@plztumb1rhelpmegetoveranxiety

i’m pondering the cubes

The salad-esque tongs in the first one have crossed my wires and made me expect you’re meant to bite into these like Star Trek food cubes.

You couldn’t stop me if you tried

They should invent sleep for women