so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.
behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.
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so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.
behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.
@pineappical

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
i originally made this back in June for pride but i never fixed it- but i like how glenn and darryl came out (no pun intended
more dndads s1 doodles underneath :]
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last page for this week, i gotta get back to doing things. i expect each week ill have some random amount of pages ill post a day at a time
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Started doing my Rocky impression with my preschool class and they love it. "Dirty!! Dirty!! Dirty!! Why room so messy, question?!" and "Grumpy, angry, mean! How long since last nap, question?!" are especially applicable I fear
Curious pebble (1/?)
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Cards on the table
Look who's decided to show up! Thanks again for @hemi-demi for looking through the text for me <3
If you are new to this AU, or don't remember: It's called Gertrude is still around or GiSA
You can see my other posts for this au here: Gertrude is still around au on tumblr, or you can check out The AO3 if you want to read all the chapters in one place
I also have a kofi if you like what I do, or want me to draw something for you
the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

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nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?
nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine
this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^
yall are about to understand the weird amount of research i did for this dumb comic. anyway i hope the pacing doesnt feel too abrupt, im trying to finish out the prologue in the next few pages
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i think i should put a warning in general for the rest of this comic: im a BIIGGG fan of body horror. this definitely doesnt mean anything for the next pages
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one of my favorite tropes of media is fate and when it comes to their lessons on how you deal with them

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Chapter 2, in which Grace achieves a chemistry-linguistics breakthrough.
Still based on @neutronian and @vonlipwig conversation and amazing pun!
it is important to me that the first meeting between simon and the hail mary crew is a bad one
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