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@obsessedcicada
websites and apps that have built in ai chat bots and ai assistants and they make the little windows rainbow shiny animated with sparkle logos and keep pushing it into your face even tho you crossed it out 10 times already should FUCK THEMSELVES IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAA
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WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN
i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week
when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)
anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.
i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”
and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.
“What?” i say.
“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.
I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.
oh no is this what we’re doing now
…relic…
*crumbles and blows away on the wind*
there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst
heritage post
come on man
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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.
When someone likes the thing you made for them
you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.
you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.
you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.
you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.
you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.
you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.
you have to be kind. you have to be kind.
sexism in medicine kills people. racism in medicine kills people. fatphobia in medicine kills people. queerphobia in medicine kills people. classism in medicine kills people. ableism in medicine kills people.
do not downplay people’s fears about being mistreated because they are a part of a marginalised group. it is a matter of life and death and you should be angry about it.
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Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him
I need to hunt him for sport
SERVICE DOG PSA
So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)
I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help
Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him
“Where He Used to Play” being the name of one of the songs that plays in Verso’s Drafts just stirs so many emotions in me. Verso’s Drafts is filled with so much love and childhood wonder and it’s so easy to get lost in it. It’s like a little vacation where you can just partake in all these silly things like seesaw contests and collecting cake.
But in the midst of that, the game will always remind you that Verso’s dead. The place is cheerful and beautiful and you’re running around seeing what mattered to little Verso, but he’s dead now. The kid that lovingly painted portraits of his family in his treehouse is gone. Instead there’s just a man who sacrificed his life for his sister, and the family and world he left behind.
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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot
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i hate that social media apps have decided it's their job to scroll for you and autoplay the next video in a desperate attempt to get you to stay. like genuinely nothing you do will make me stay and watch that video after you force it onto the screen in front of me. the minute you auto scroll from what i was watching to your stupid distraction technique, i close the app and you fail. fuck you
I started getting my teeth straightened a few years later than is typical, I'm on retainers now but still going in for post-treatment check-ups and it's led to noticing a few things I wouldn't've otherwise
For one thing when they ask me what I've been up to, how's school going, well last time I went they were like how are exams but I'd finished a month ago because... uni. And she didn't get it until a few minutes later when it came back up again that I'm in uni
Also I've got a check-up with the ortho tomorrow and the reminder text i got says "obsessedcicada has an orthodontic appointment on ..." and it's really weird seeing yourself get referred to in the third person... to yourself. Like I know it's typically the parent's phone number on file but still
Wonder how it'll go tomorrow, considering I've got exams in a bit but hs students only have them at the end of the year so let's see if they get confused by that
