trying on a metaphor

blake kathryn
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Three Goblin Art

if i look back, i am lost

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todays bird
noise dept.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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shark vs the universe
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Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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almost home
Xuebing Du
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They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket
Cheer up charlie
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Round Lake, NY
Built in 1873
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Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.
Asteroid Threat [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
“Unwilling Icarus”

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waiter waiter more mensah pls
Don Miguel of California Navy Silk & Blush Pink Tulle Ruffle Shelf-Bust Strapless Dress
1950s
Timeless Vixen
A direct sequel to this by @ohwait-shesinspace
The Bird belongs to @justcakethanks and the fabulous eridian welcoming committee, of course
Had to share my notes on The Auditioners
Lüneburg Heath, Germany by Evgenia Czech
us tv: reviewed

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Must've been hard as hell in the day-to-day
Frodo: I just felt like I was really locked in … idk
Sam:
Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though
The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep, one last time.
Hey um??
Via ID in alt
licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think
Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though
"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)
OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

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Mi Nonita 💕
Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)