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moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

entities-of-posts

The Stranger

dogpuppy

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hemipenal-system

the dragon doesn’t drop good loot stop hitting her :(

hemipenal-system

the dragon has 50k health, no attacks, and if you kill her the only thing she drops is one scale titled what the hell is your problem

dogpuppy

girlgrimer

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

girlgrimer

Follow for more wikipedia ^

dogpuppy

jelloapocalypse

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omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

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isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

triangleguy

mintbees

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

mintbees

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

ventismfsblog

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greelin

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

swagophile

women hate me cus i stand in the courtyard juggling balls and doing all sorts of neat tricks and amusing spectacles, i had the princess come down earlier and i played it normal style i was like "what brings her majesty down to see me~? perhaps you'd like a show~?" and she started fucking pulling flowers out of the ground and shoving them in my mouth i couldnt even do anything shes the princess and she pushed me over and whe straight up just started kicking me like what the fuck. what am i even eupposed to do. can we form a union or something

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