brb sleeping the day away

mostly she regards him with a certain genteel confusion- no matter how many grand overtures he makes, juno’s never really figured out that he’s not just a really weird plant? since the birds mostly stay in my garden wrecking all my vegetables. 

world heritage post

@kittybroker

Slimed up slob up and friends with the snail world! Get this slimeball for only $21.45!

I love every version of Hualian but Wulian specifically is so… agh!! It’s arguably the most critical era in their relationship in retrospect because even by the time they’ve kissed on multiple occasions and confessed to each other and so on, the thing that still makes Xie Lian hesitate and holds him back from fully accepting Hua Cheng’s love without any doubt or fear in his heart is his belief that Hua Cheng has not seen him at his lowest low and might not be able to love him if he had — so the revelation that actually, Hua Cheng was the one who stayed by his side and did keep loving him even at the point Xie Lian considered himself most undeserving of love is the final piece that needs to fall into place. And it does! When we meet him in the story, Xie Lian has already endured so much hardship and experienced so many transient relationships that one of his core beliefs about himself and the world is the idea that people will always leave him once they realize he’s not this untainted beacon of light that they want him to be, and the reveal of Wu Ming’s unconditional devotion refutes this belief instantaneously.

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

i can’t find the reblog chain that mentions it but it’s important to me that people know it was richard nixon himself that had signed the legislation requiring child safety lids on pill bottles

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

An always-reblog. 😄

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly