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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves Iâm gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
the making of sourdough bread scares me so bad what do you mean my bread is a creature
no. your bread is thousands of creatures. and the bubbles in the bread is from their breathing. they're laying dead in the pockets of their own breath. the thousands of creatures in your bread were breathing and formed their own graves to die in when you cooked them. there are thousands of creatures' bodies in your bread. your bread is full of tombs
if i said i'm scared of the dark you'd turn off all the lights and start whispering demonic shit just to scare me
t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions
on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner
booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?
THEY ARRIVED!
the effect i have in the world is beautiful

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General reminder to people who are new to fandom (last 5-10 years or so) :
FANDOM IS NOT A BOOK CLUB.
FANDOM IS A DRUNKEN PAJAMA PARTY IN WHICH EVERYONE IS TAKING TURNS READING EACHOTHER'S DIARIES AND GOING "OMG JENNIFER! WITH THE LAVA LAMPâ˝"
FAN READERS AND FAN WRITERS ARE THE SAME CATEGORY.
And if you're not willing to interact with the fans who are keeping fandom existing - the ones creating art and stories and gif sets? Stop inviting yourself to the slumber party and go read original fiction you can buy at the bookstore. Because that's clearly what you actually want.
Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.
Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction
Need this again. Please, please, please, oh help me write!
you are not immune from propaganda but also some of y'all literally do not know the definition of propaganda
He eat a nemon
Only day you can reblog this
this has been scheduled since last month
today
All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:
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Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type
Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.
Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.
Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.
Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.
Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.
yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part
Fuck you're right post cancelled
lower back pain is actually the root of all evil
đâ¨ď¸ get snailed! đâ¨ď¸
snower back snain is actusnailly the snoot of all snevil
no yeah you're right its the snoot of all snevil
Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
Thereâs a theory that early Europeans started saying âbrown oneâ or âhoney-eaterâ instead of âbearâ to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa âthe faceless womanâ because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber
English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize itâs spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.
Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter
Icelandic folklore requires you avoid saying the names of evil whales, otherwise youâll draw their attention.
Yall have evil whales?
Iceland does! They are the illhveli, literally âevil whalesâ, and they live to kill you. They love nothing more than killing and eating humans and sinking their ships. Their greatest enemy is the steypireydur (thatâs blue whale to you), which is the greatest of the good whales and the protector of sailors.
All evil whales are, well, evil. So evil that if you speak their name at sea, they will hear it and home in on you. So instead you use all sorts of euphemisms for their names. Also if you try to cook their meat it literally disappears from the pot. Thatâs right, theyâre so evil, you canât even eat them.
They include such types as the hrosshvalur (horsewhale), with big eyes and a red mane and tail. This is probably the best known and most feared of the lot.
The raudkembingur (redcomb) is especially cruel and bloodthirsty even by illhveli standards. If you manage to escape it, it will die of frustration.
Good luck escaping the mushveli (mousewhale) though, it has legs! And will clamber onto the beach in pursuit!
Or what about death from above? The stĂśkkull (jumper) leaps high into the air and pile-drives boats to pieces.
Meanwhile the skeljungur (shellwhale) sits in the path of boats and lets them get wrecked on its shelly hideâŚ
⌠while the sverdhvalur (swordwhale) slices through boats with its dorsal fin.
The katthveli (catwhale) is relatively harmless though. It meows.
The same canât be said of the lyngbakur (heatherback), a classic island fish that lets sailors get on its back and then dives, taking them to a watery grave.
The nauthveli (oxwhale) on the other hand specially targets cattle, attracting them into the sea with its bellow before tearing them apart.
How can you avoid all these murderous whales, like the taumafiskur (bridlefish) here? Any of a number of ways, including getting a steypireydur to help. There are substances, ranging from angelica to sheep dung and chopped fox testicles, that they find abhorrent. And you can distract them with loud noises and barrels.
For more, I assure you this link will answer all your questions.
https://abookofcreatures.com/category/illhveli/
Posts about Illhveli written by abookofcreatures
This is also why fairies were referred to as the âGood Neighborsâ and why there are so many nicknames for Satan.
The concept of avoidance speech is endlessly fascinating and rife with plot points for writing, but honestly Iâm just thrilled about the EVIL WHALES.

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Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.
I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.
Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.
Fandom is not social media.
Fandom is not trends.
Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.
"Old" means nothing to fic.
my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw