Frostwolf

Victim's murder was witnessed by her pet snake, whose tank was in the room. Unfortunately pet snake is incapable of describing the world around them except in terms of 'rocks' and 'meat', with their descriptions of individual forms of 'meat' focusing almost entirely on body temperature and smell.

(Solved when it turns out that their description of 'warm-cold meat with rock' was actually an attempt to describe a suspect with a prosthetic limb, which is pretty unnoticeable to a human, but looks dramatically different in infrared.)

Murder at a honey farm. Each witness managed to see about ~0.06% of the full crime, in order to get the full picture, you have to get them to swarm.

Victim was found several days after death, already crawling with maggots. Days into the investigation, protag begins a frantic search to find any surviving maggots/flies that were on the corpse, after realising that how the victim tasted would give vital information about the poison used.

Also there's at least one or two animals who actually do talk in full sentences and in terms humans can understand, and the reason behind this is never fully explained.

All cats in this universe talk in terms of 'mine/not-mine' and mainly focus on territory, mates and food, with the one exception of the main character's cat who is named Watson and knows how to use sarcasm.

Ants have a slightly bigger vocabulary than most insects, because they have words to describe the function of each pheromone, but that doesn’t help because even if they can remember anything, if something changed it’s beyond their control. But they can always remember where the colony is, which turns out to be completely off for one of the colonies, and that’s how the MC finds out a corpse was buried there.

A mantis keeps saying the word “mate” in places where it doesn’t make sense, because the victim was cannibalized.

All mammals have poets, even when their vocabulary is very limited. It’s never fun talking to them.

Cats can speak about clean/not clean, and if something dead ever touches their water they remember that.

Birds cannot be trusted to describe anything that happens in a building. They don’t see the glass.

Dogs will call humans and other dogs by name and describe them the same way so the mc is always confused about who they’re talking about.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

Also for someone hitting in the avengers/ff weight class fairly regularly, she also has temarkably solid connections to the street tier heroes like DD( via lawyer contact) and jessica jones(PIs and lawyers are a common team up)

Also for someone hitting in the avengers/ff weight class fairly regularly, she also has temarkably solid connections to the street tier heroes like DD( via lawyer contact) and jessica jones(PIs and lawyers are a common team up)

The sheep need the hair cut.

Nothing dies for it.

Sheep live pretty much wild for most the year.

Placed correctly they maintain a landscape and help the wildlife that live there to thrive.

Doesn’t use Vast Quantities of land for little product.

Not draining inland fresh water oceans.

Been spending thousands of years perfecting the genetics for this purpose.

Comes in many different kinds of uses.

And the animal it comes off is fully edible.

Also an unshorn sheep can drown if it falls into water, just by the sheer weight of the water its wool can absorb, dragging it down.

A Tunis sheep can live in a large doghouse, and staked in a different place every day, will mow your lawn (buy they get lonely. Buy two).

Light shearing nicks heal fast because the sheep’s waxy lanolin coats their skin. Though most sheep farmers won’t Nick the sheep bc it gets blood on the wool.

Sheep farmers MUST treat their sheep with care, because any little thing that upsets sheep affects the quality of their wool.

With the assumption that none of them (besides Yoda, presumably) have much love for Yoda’s swamp stews.

But, we tend to like what food we grew up with, yeah?

So what I’m getting at here is the member of the disaster lineage besides Yoda most likely to enjoy the swamp stew would be Dooku because for him its probably a comfort food.

it needs 1 million signatures by the 25th june, as well as reach a certain threshold in at least seven countries which it only has in three, and it's also still missing so many signatures to reach 1 million and time is running out)

please just do it, it's free, it should be safe cause it's quite literally an official EU site, and literally all you need to do is put your name and address on there (not visible to the public, but they will check if the signatures are legit so please don't fake any signatures, that'll just make it look like the goal was reached when it wasn't)

please just do this, time is running out for this initiative. if there's any reason you haven't signed it yet and won't do it, tell me the reason, maybe i can debunk it

let's do this!

Objectives Our aim is to establish the introduction of unconditional basic incomes throughout the EU which ensure every person’s material existence and opportunity to participate in society as part of its economic policy. This aim shall be reached while remaining within the competences conferred to the EU by the Treaties. We request the EU Commission to make a proposal for unconditional basic incomes throughout the EU, which reduce regional disparities in order to strengthen the economic, social and territorial cohesion in the EU. This shall realize the aim of the joint statement by the European Council, the European Parliament and the European Commission, stated in 2017, that “the EU and its member states will also support efficient, sustainable and equitable social protection systems to guarantee basic income” in order to combat inequality.

Webpage of the initiative in the European Commission's register

I can’t say that I’ve ever seen anyone ask their guests pay for their own food (I’ve heard of it, though) or give their child a present only for them to require that they pay them back but the rest is pretty accurate.

I remember going home to my Swedish friends and when it was time for dinner they would ask that I stay in their room or go home when they had to eat. HOWEVER, it was never because they didn’t want me to join or anything, it’s because when Swedes cook, they cook for the day. If they are a family of four then their meal will be enough for four people, and unless you’ve made an arrangement to eat at their home beforehand then there won’t be enough food. And if there was enough food for more than the family then they were more than happy to have us over for dinner.

Growing up this was very weird to us considering my mother would cook for an army every day and whenever my Swedish friends were over it was obvious that they would join us for our meals. It’s interesting how different our cultures are in these aspects. (Like Swedish parents expecting their children to be fully independent and even move out or pay rent by the time they’re 18 and then wonder why their children put them in nursing homes and never visit when they get old)