It's silly time!!

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

The entire Elden Ring community views Sorcerer Rogier like a dead wife. No player gets through that game without imaging that man giggling under white bedsheets or prancing through a field during sunset at least once. Blurry filter/ film grain and all.

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.