They Did Not Even Season The Fucking Vegetables

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Unmute for CHMPCH CHMPCH CHMPCH

you need to listen to rap and hiphop you need to listen to jazz you need to listen to blues and country and bluegrass or else you will be inflicted with something most foul of the soul

and if you say you do and post a video game ost you will be hexed by an evil shaman

the only thing I know about prototype is that the venn diagram of its fans and ac fans is very nearly a circle. So I bought it.

My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god