Waugh

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

we exist for love btw

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

don’t come near me. you’re just trying to domesticate me and it won’t work

Oh well. Guess I'll have to eat these pills wrapped in cheese all by my self.