Nyroc Draws Things

Sometimes being a pro is hard.

*gently takes the Sero SIMP permission slip from you* 👁👄👁

You know not the power you have given me dear Nonny.

Words: 1100 because I don’t own any self control.

- Hanta is a stoner. He knows how to roll a perfect joint and nothing makes him happier than having you in his arms while he is high.

- He doesn’t like scary movies, he prefers comedies and animated movies but will watch horror with you if it makes you happy, just hold him please, his vibes get thrown off when he is scared.

- All his clothing, minus his football (soccer) jerseys are all either 100% cotton, denim, flax, linen, hemp, silk, wool or camel hair. All of his clothing is soft and durable, and very questionable looking but he manages to pull it off extremely well.

- He knows how to dance really well. However he pretends to dance poorly. cha-cha, bachata, salsa, tango, fox trot, paso doble, rumba, samba, he knows them all but still Tio dances with his one hand on his abs and one in the air at every chance he gets. Especially if it makes you smile.

- My Hanta IS Argentinian. He will say what he means in Spanish and then correct himself to English/Japanese. When he’s speaking to himself he mumbles in Spanish and goes out of his way to tease you in the foreign language. He has dozens of soft nicknames for you and refuses to tell you what they mean so you are left googling.

- Hanta is self conscious. Self conscious about his looks, self conscious about his elbows. Self conscious about his intelligence... He really doesn’t think he is good enough for you and damn does it eat at him sometimes. Pay him some genuine compliments. He needs them.

- Speaking of compliments, Hanta has three settings. Teasing goofball troll, Serious Hero intent on saving everyone, and romantic devil. The tone of the compliments falling from man’s mouth so often that it’s natural for you now. “My, my, what round, soft, perky, voluptuous, gravity-defying ear lobes you have.” “I appreciate the way you challenge me.” “Mi Amor, I never knew what it meant to be a man until I met you.”

- He’s literally the best to cuddle in the bakusquad hands down. He prefers being the big spoon and holding you tight and close. He lives for the idea that you can fall asleep in his arms. I headcanon that he does Yoga so he’s able to stretch into different positions and his heart beat is insanely steady. He knows exactly where to put his huge hands and he is warm and always smells like oranges and spices. He will play with your hair and massage you of you ask. Also hammock cuddles.

- Sero can sing and play the guitar but he is shy about it and prefers to sing old Spanish bachata songs. When he’s comfortable around you he’s more than willing to sing soft sweet words while you relax in his hammock.

- His elbows are super sensitive. Specifically the little slit, and he really enjoys it when his SO plays with them. Twirl your finger around the indent in his circles, run your nail across the slit and watch him shiver and groan into your neck.

- He drinks respect women juice more than he drinks orange juice even. I headcanon Sero as Bi and very comfortable with who he is. Toxic masculinity can take a fucking seat thank you very much. He’s known to correct Denki often and actively hates Min*ta, however he was still raised as a gentleman. Those traditional habits however are for men or women. He doesn’t discriminate.

- He can cook, but he can’t bake to save the life of him and he prefers cooking healthy things. If you want the best tofu you’ve ever eaten, ask him to make his fried tofu and veggie stir fry in black bean sauce or Agedashi tofu in black pepper broth, it’ll blow your mind. The only things he can bake are zucchini muffins and banana bread.

- Hanta wears oversized clothes so often that when he puts on tight jeans and a fitted shirt for your date, all of his friends are shocked. The man swings around on tape all day... You can’t tell me he isn’t built like Michael Phelps with abs so rigged and defined you could grate cheese on them. His shoulders are huge and so are his arms. Fight me.

- Speaking of clothes, he loves seeing you in his. At any given time he’s handing you his hoodies or his shirts to wear, you just look so damn cute and the way you sniff them while you wear them makes his heart beat like crazy.

- Owns a motorcycle alongside his car and prefers to ride it to work because it’s more environmentally friendly and he can zip through traffic in an emergency. It’s a Suzuki SV650X in full black and he loves it when you wrap your arms around him and trust him to keep you safe. The first few times you rode with him he jokingly taped you to his torso. ‘Just in case’

- He’s mildly clingy. Hope you like attention because this man wants to give it. Let him do your hair for you, or paint your nails (he wants his done in black please!) massage your feet or really just hold you close. Let him love you!

- He’s also really into PDA! He won’t do anything you don’t want him to but if you are into it, he’s holding you in public, arms wrapped around you from the back, piggy pack rides and hand holding, soft kisses and a quick squeeze of your tush if he’s sure no one is looking. He’s so proud to call you his, he needs to show others that he is the lucky man that belongs to you, that you own his heart

- MATCHING. OUTFITS. This guy is huge into couple coordinated outfits. He’s not big Into social media but his camera is filled with pictures of the two of you in your outfits. His mom loves them by the way. Always joking that you are rocking the look better.

- He sends you memes and photos of flowers/a dog/something that reminded him of you throughout the day, always ending the text with “I’ll come home safe to you Mi Amor”

Ah yes I too love Shouto ‘I would kill a man for you if you asked, Midoriya’ Todoroki

(Original post by @ bnhajourney)

i have never done anything in my life and im not starting now

everyone hates me because of this One Thing I Said/Did

WHY AM I NOT DOING ANYTHING

i am playing my favorite game in the world and im still FUcking BORED

EXXXXCCCCCIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is all im talking about for the next ten hours whether you like it or not

this is all im THINKING about for the next ten hours whether i like it or not

Why Don’t I Have Anything To Chew On

I LIKE MAKING NOISE!!!!

if anyone says anything im going to kill them

time to shake

i heard or made a weird sound and now it is echoing through my head please make it stop

i have done………. nothing all day i wish for death

I WANNA DO SOMETHING STUPID

if i dont do this now im never going to do it *spends 30 hours hyperfocused on it*

if i dont do this now im never going to do it *doesnt do it*

its been 16 hours and i havent eaten and im not hungry

its been 3 minutes since i ate and i want SO MCUH MORE

all i want is CAFFEINE

*gets a drink* *doesnt drink it*

this sensation is bad and i will wash my hands until it goes away

if i didnt have adhd, i would be too powerful

if i didnt have adhd, maybe i would be able to do this

why did i SAY THAT i want to SHOVE MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH NOW

im never speaking again

DONT!! YELL!! AT!! ME!!! I’LL DIE!!!!!

i dont like this person because 6 years ago they said my hyperfixation was dumb

WHY!! DO I!! CARE!! SO!! MUCH!!

why am i crying

why am i NOT crying

Editing BNHA screenshots for fun, part 1. 

why bakugou actually FEARED izuku: izuku was always so kind to him regardless of everyone thinking he was strong enough to never receive kindness, because izuku regardless of everything was horrifically self-sacrificial, because izuku has the nature of a true hero and bakugou doesn’t understand any of that... and he, like so many, fears what he doesn’t understand. he never hated izuku, just felt stupidly horribly inferior for reasons he could never understand and like he typically did when he was younger, he emotionally exploded.

was the bullying okay??? god fuck no, literally no one is arguing that it was okay. but to say that their dynamic is the same in the most recent chapter to chapter one is a lie (and if you think it is youre lowkey probably projecting or you’re not actually reading the manga??) they’re finally, after ten or so years, learning how to communicate with each other. bakugou is now seeking atonement (it’s not the same as forgiveness) for those past ten years and he’s not an idiot, he knows what he was doing was wrong, and I have a strong feeling that an actual apology scene is on its way. without a doubt I just feel bakugou will place himself in front of izuku and apologize for everything that he’s done... and ya know what?

Kaminari

Midoriya

Todoroki

Bakugou

Ashido

Kirishima

Shinsou

Iida

The League of Villains

Mr. Aizawa

Not sure if this has already been done or not, but I mean…you know I had to 👀

first off fuck you for even asking this because now I have to imagine the horrors of facial hair shouto & I think him having his left leg with red hair and right leg with white hair is my fav thing cuz it’s cute but regardless, let’s see what the horrors of my thoughts are.

the potential facial hair of shouto (why the fuck is there a tiny font option?! omg to write hoh!bakugou):

— standard half and half down the face. left is red, right is white. this is probably the easiest one to accept because it just makes sense :)

— all red hair. genetics are super fucking weird, especially so in men’s facial hair so there’s a possibility it can be all red

— all white hair. _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): sexy silver fox vibes

— yah know fuyumi’s hair??? white with sprinkled red??? yes that.

— his moustache is red, his beard on his chin is white, the beard on his cheeks is blonde (yes, you read correctly, men can have in fact have three different facial hair colors, fuck off)

— ombre effect: starting from the right ear it’s white to the left ear it’s red, everything in between is the gradual fade in

— pink

— salt and pepper, but make its red and white

— green (no, I will not explain)

— his entire facial hair is white, the neck beard is red

— NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM STYLE

— cat and the hat type stripes

so... let’s imagine this:

A cursed!Tokoyami x mage!Reader fantasy AU from BNHarem Studios and produced on Garbage Mountain by an army of trash gremlins and too much caffeine.

Find the BNHarem Fantasy masterlist HERE.

Rating: M for dark themes, mild body horror (vines/tar), and brief distress/panic. Later parts will likely include continued elements of horror and sexual themes. 

Words: 1800+

Notes: I really wanted to finish this prompt in its entirety before posting it, but it’s turning into an absolute monster so it will now be broken into parts. I’ve warned y’all I’m a trash gremlin. Nonsense should really be expected. Also, I’ve tried to keep Reader pretty gender neutral and ethnically ambiguous so as to be inclusive to many readers. Please let me know in the comments or ask box if there are ways that I can improve this experience, or if you’d like to be added to my tag list!