nyn likes to yap

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

ohhhhhh my fucking god people the post is about selfcest. i want to have sex with a girl that looks like me in a societally acceptable way. no we aren't wearing each others clothes or going to each other's work or pretending to be twins i am railing her. i am a freak tranny and this is a freak tranny post. it's not for you. is that clear? am i understood? can we be less annoying on my post? thank you.

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

You listen to cake to experience the feeling of “oh! There’s something wrong with you ❤️”

It seems like every fight the paladin gets that big red icon above her head and the boss singles her out to do this massive attack to. But it's never once happened to me. I am going to call this phenomenon tank hypervisability.

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

I’m crying this person is so hot

Btw rape play is okay not because "I'm a victim and this is how I cope," it's okay because it's play pretend. We are play pretend. We are just adults playing adult versions of house or doctor or firefighter. It's fucking play pretend.

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

women love me for my gigantic floofy tail, my ice beam prowess, and my ability to operate radio telescopes with some level of proficiency

and also my rack which i think is pretty alright

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

dude your cigarette fucking bit me

Did not imagine a cigarette and instead imagined Sollux saying this to Eridan, whereupon Eridan promptly bites Sollux's lower lip, making it bleed and then they hate make out or whatever.

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talk to me like that again and you’ll need some stronger coping mechanisms

imagine you're handed absolute power and you're the world's first dictator and to save it you have to send your friend up in a suicide space mission. imagine you are smart and efficient and sharp and he is the softness that dulls your edge. imagine you can see that nobody else will approve of this decision but you can see this is the only chance you'll ever have so you will make this decision for the world and. you are brave and he is not so you choose this for him. imagine you are the loneliest girl in the world and you have to kill your only friend because he is your grace and he is your hail mary. this happened to my good friend eva stratt btw