and i liked you for that

society needs to be electra heartified again

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

growing jealous and resentful because i will never make my wife laugh as hard as those little guys’ asses in princess mononoke

i think more horror movies should be like midsommar not in plot or themes but in daylight so i can see what the fuck is happening

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

ant heaven is real and it looks just like any other ant mound to us but in reality it’s made out of dark brown sugar and the ants are SO happy inside

anyone else in here a false prophet

Mentally I'm at the farmer's market with the love of my life, buying fresh fruits and vegetables 🥺

There’s nothing more disappointing than a found family dynamic that ends with “And then they all went their seperate ways and remembered their wacky found family fondly” like no shut up they all live in the same place and their lives remain interconnected forever