Unhinged. Unsupervised. Unhappy

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion

"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it

motivating yourself to do things by thinking "my blorbo would want me to do this" is much less effective when you know in your heart that your blorbo is operating on a much worse level of self care than you. my blorbo would not care if i brush my teeth or take a shower today. my blorbo eats rocks and wears shirts they found on the floor.

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

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why the fuck is everyone tagging this as pokemon

I love how Resident Evil men have like one dumb catch phrase after another while the Resident Evil women are like FOR FUCKS SAKE CANT YOU JUST FUCKING DIE ILL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER and i think thats beautiful