I love fucked up women

god made us in his own image.. well, almost. god's pussy hole and ass hole are in opposite places. the reason he made ours switched is for copyright reasons and also because he thought it would be entertaining to watch us try and figure out pooping and pussy stuff but the joke's on him because it's just a better set up overall and he's bitter about being stuck with his back pussy and front shitter. that's why he does all the mean stuff that he does to us: floods, corona virus, katy perry, pearl harbor

i bet cats think they look like really awesome panther beasts with huge claws in their minds. i bet theyre always like i look sooooooo bad ass right now when theyre walking around looking like this

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