Ykno, Like Nyah

unfollow me if you’re mean to robots

what about if I want to kiss robots

follow me please

Y’all want hardwood flooring in your cars? Pininfarina fuckin got you, bro

Two Girls One Cup passes the Bechdel Test

deep fried Piano Man harmonica has gotta be one of my favorite underrated memes

Pardon

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

There are people who have emotional support animals. You, on the other hand, have an emotional support eldritch abomination.

This describes both the Venom and Lilo and Stitch movies

People are a lot more willing to overlook a controlling girlfriend then they are a controlling boyfriend.

sfajsvdgakxvwjks onision lost in court

onision imprisoned for youtube crimes

you gotta read up on this though it’s so fucking ridiculous he filmed himself destroying wetlands