natalia dyer at your service

uhm, guys? i am pretty sure i just saw a yeti. the yeti? or uhm bigfoot? big snowman? i mean sure it could have been me just seeing some poor chap trying to get to his car in a big coat, but it could also be a yeti. do you think i should be scared here?

yeah that’s for sure, brains are just not the best thing at all. yeah i do want to trust my heart but then again... that girl has been fooled many times to i might not call her the smartest. maybe a bit gullible at times, might just be me. eddie was happy to see me too, well me and the treats he knew i had but well, i take the small win.

this is very true. i think we did good this time. so, when is our next adventure? i think we need to plan a few ones, so we have something to look forward to now when the summer is over and everything.

of course it was. well that, and if i was going to dare to ask how many socks you put down there to appear bigger. joking... maybe. well humble jonas, that’s something. maybe you did grow up a little. yeah, we don’t wanna lose to someone on that. mhm, sure. i can take a little of the blame but i will still give you most of the blame. but i’m not complaining.

i have very selective hearing when it comes to sarcasm, dac. when there’s something i really want to hear, i will choose to believe it. because it makes me so much happier. your bad guy was like, the hot bad guy that was really good though. i want to be one of those gross monsters. did you sleep the whole flight then? i’m so happy to be home, eddie had missed me so much. or the way i spoil him with treats, but still.

yeah for sure, i mean, i think we should trust our bodies most of the time. i mean, just my brain... that i might not trust sometimes because that bastard can for sure mess stuff up. yeah that could be it, i just always get so damn frustrated when i have to sit on my suitcase like an idiot to get it to close. now i managed with the help from nick but still, there’s like... no dignity in that. how was it to get back home to the pets?

i mean you never know lily, we are out in nature and i mean, i’ve seen a lot of horror movies and stuff starting like that. i sure can’t. oh no, we’re... i mean we’re friends. just with maybe... some kind of... benefits, if you get me. please lily, look at us. we’re adorable, i don’t think chris could hate us even if he tried, right? it would be like hating a cute bunny and no one can do that without being an evil person. and i don’t think chris is one.

oh that sounds so amazing, working with horses is just so rewarding honestly. i would love to have a horse of my own sometime soon, but maybe now it’s just the best with the bunny and then we will see. in the future, maybe. oh yeah i know right? i always love to know i’m not the only one tripping over my own feet and almost causing everyone to fall.

thank you dacre, i knew i would hear the truth from you sooner or later. they will make me the monster in the next season of stranger things, you know. no no, i won’t tone it down... i think. we will have to see what people say. you’re a pretty neat friend too, darling. i mean i just rested and was lazy if i’m being honest. this trip has been an adventure. what about you guys?

yeah i think so too, i mean unhealthy is a myth anyway. okay maybe it isn’t, but i don’t want to obsess over it too much. if i wanna eat i eat and well, i’m sure my body knows what’s good for it. oh no worries, i mean, i might just be grumpy when i want him to carry my bags so we’re fine here. are you all packed and ready to go home? why is it that whenever you are leaving a place, even if you haven’t done any shopping, it’s impossible to close your bags?!

shhh be nice to me dacre. please let me believe my muscles are some very scary ones. i can’t look like all those muscly dudes. i love the spice, i mean, considering that i do tend to make things... a bit too spicy, it’s all good. i had a really great time, and i’m so happy i could save your girlfriend from you. i’m just the best friend, aren’t i?

i don’t mind missing out on the meal, give me the sugar and i will be a very happy girl. a bit hyped, maybe but it will be fine. sometimes i mean it’s fun to do things the opposite way. god yeah, or be shipped from all over the world which would be bad for the environment and then just.. not taste very well. no thank you. we are, it would be awkward if we hadn’t right? but i forgive easily, i just get grumpy for a bit.

natalia fixed her outfit, trying to see if there had been any kind of.. spots everywhere, or how much it looked as if she had just done a tumble, but it seemed okay from what she could see in the selfie camera on her phone. a bit swollen lips and all but it was okay, and the horses hadn’t run away from them. she laughed at nick as he fed her, way more hungry now when she had gotten to use some energy. “mmm, thank you,” she smiled sweetly, rolling over on her stomach as she took a sip of the water. “well, if i had known this was what your plan had been, i would have worn something... better,” she winked, as if it hadn’t worked just fine. natalia stretched out, glancing over at the horses and then at the time. “for how long are we allowed to keep these two beasts, hm?”

you think? i miss those times though. the pictures of you grabbing your crotch? very impressive, you must be so proud of those. i’m joking i’m joking! glad you’re over it. gotta just share it with those important, right? we just never know what they might throw at us nick so we better be prepared. you don’t wanna go through all that cuddle work only to lose on location, right? we’re getting through the list. please, i was not the one thinking... cuddling outdoors was a good idea.

i’m sorry to tell you nicholas, but you totally do. i mean, but it’s okay. when you’ve got good muscles you should show them off, i mean you work out for something don’t you? doesn’t have to be a hoe for that. god, yes. i only want gold. and we deserve the gold. so we might have to just do it even more often. couch. beach. counter, car. i think we’re going to need a list. mr. jonas is a tease.

really? you don’t give me that vibe at all. though the guy with his shirt off at the gym? yeah, that’s the vibe you give me. showing off those muscles. good, i mean, because i don’t want us to lose out on that win so i think we should, schedule regular cuddling sessions. maybe during the day sometimes too. and maybe not always in bed. i am pretty sure you started it, mr. jonas.

natalia was laughing, legs in the air as she lazily tried to fight him off once he got on top of her. it was not that she wanted him off her anyway, she liked when he was there, so she would keep him. she smirked up at him as her hands were pinned above her head, tilting her head and neck to give him more access to her neck before a soft and quiet moan escaped her. “mhm... never,” she told him, teasing, daring, all things at once as she hooked her ankles over his, keeping him there so he couldn’t get away. it was hot for more reasons than one, but she didn’t mind it for one bit. instead she again tilted her head but this time it was to catch his lips again in a kiss, letting it deepen. oh how she shouldn’t be doing this out here where anyone could see them.