just_a_guest

Have they considered attaching the president to a long pole and using his large floppy suit and limp body to mop up the algae from the reflecting pool

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

Rich people are literally just lying about being good at money btw

Things like overdraft fees, late fees, parking tickets, fines, subscription renewals, legal fees, penalty fees, sales and discounts, lawsuits - these are things that all cease to matter in any material way once you have enough money

To Jeff Bezos, a parking meter, a plane ticket, and a private jet all effectively cost the same amount of money: none

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Settlers of catan

barely a woman von geschlechtsidentität her aber wenn der Herr vom Dönerladen mich Prinzessin nennt bin ich nun einmal eine gttverdammte Prinzessin. donnerwetter nochemal